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George Bush?

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Jesus Christ?

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Chef Boyardee?

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L. Ron Hubbard?

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Soooo my sister used to be BFFs with Cosby's goddaughter. Sister and her husband had lunch with him once and said he was a total louse and a creep, and rude to the restaurant staff. When my sister got up to use the restroom (she was 7 or 8 months pregnant at the time), he yelled across the WHOLE RESTAURANT about how big her boobs were.

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Depositions are the fucking worst. I had to give one and it was only like 20 minutes but I cried for hours afterward just because it was so stressful and terrible.

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Hitler? Mussolini? Pol Pot? Emperor Hirohito?

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Not sure. But I'll bet Trumpf considered it when Ivanka got engaged.

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Bill Gates?

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Except for the fact that he's thuggishly hued.

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Wow, that's a true creep. I'm surprised the husband didn't punch him in the nose. He was probably too stunned.

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The guy who convinced Charles Schultz that a beagle would be an interesting new character?

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I never thought he was funny, and I disliked him as a person. Even as a kid I thought there was something off about him. I felt bad that I didn't like him since he was such a cultural icon.

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But rich and given to yelling at young blah gentlemen for their droopy trousers...so probably ok with them.

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She covered up for him for decades. She gets no sympathy from me in any part of this.

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