Many of you were probably too hung over on Wednesday to remember that it was the day Bill de Blasio was inaugurated as mayor of New York City. It was a wonderful and festive day, though perhaps tinged with fear at what the city's future in the grip of this mad Communist dictator may be. For those who missed it, Wonkette presents this transcript of de Blasio's inaugural address.
nothing worse than last year's model assholemobile
Checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty ...
Fucking New York City -- where is that, Westchester? Hudson Valley?
Ooo!
Elián González?
Is it time to buy futures in knitting materials?
With apologies to Lionel Hutz he should start with a thinning of the population of lawyers in Manhattan.
these days Goldblum has turned into more of the creepy mumbling uncle that you don't dare leave alone with the kids
<i>No, obviously you are all </i>useful Communist stooges.
Worst. Post-vaudeville slapstick comedy trio. Ever.
except Tony shot Big Pussy (not in the face) and then threw him overboard to sleep with the fishes
Moscow, Idaho? Go, Vandals!
Infernal behavior!
Lucy?
That was Mao, Lenin, and Curly, for all you young&#039;ns.