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YES. I love WordPerfect.

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Maybe this is why wingtards refuse to switch to CFLs.

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"Now with Polio inside"

So <i>that's</i> why my last PC was crippled.

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Portman and Cheney couldn't keep their kids straight either.

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You're right that I didn't express myself very well, but this isn't a new concept. Gates made the argument that if he waited another 10 years before he started doing charitable work, he'd have a bigger amount to do charity with and that would help more people.

That's a classic half-argument, because it does not measure what effect the failure to help has. A clear example is Reagan's failure to do anything about AIDS in the early 1980s.

And yeah, I'm perfectly happy to assert my moral superiority over Bill Gates. I share that position with a large percentage of the earth's population, so it's not a huge claim.

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He pays the special 5% tithe, on dividends, carried interest, and capital gains.

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Along with spelling and grammar.

Conservatards make up for it by using lots and lots of CAPITALS.

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(Examines his staph closely, with worried look.)

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Curing Republicans of douchebaggeryness? Try something that's at least within the realm of possibility, like making Windows completely malware-proof.

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Dok is gonna haz a sad

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Vanna is getting up in years, cut her some slack

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Don't be knockin on heaven's Doorman

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the irony is that they're afraid of retardation. Sorry wingnuts- horse, barn door, nuff said

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98? I hung on to that OS for years, during the dark ages of ME

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I don't have a problem with Apple products (although why must I do everything on my iPad through iTunes- seriously Steve?). it's the giggly school girl crush fan bois that drive me apeshit

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Hotmail is still a thing?

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