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Vienna Woods's avatar

YES. I love WordPerfect.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe this is why wingtards refuse to switch to CFLs.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Now with Polio inside"

So <i>that's</i> why my last PC was crippled.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Portman and Cheney couldn't keep their kids straight either.

malsperanza's avatar

You're right that I didn't express myself very well, but this isn't a new concept. Gates made the argument that if he waited another 10 years before he started doing charitable work, he'd have a bigger amount to do charity with and that would help more people.

That's a classic half-argument, because it does not measure what effect the failure to help has. A clear example is Reagan's failure to do anything about AIDS in the early 1980s.

And yeah, I'm perfectly happy to assert my moral superiority over Bill Gates. I share that position with a large percentage of the earth's population, so it's not a huge claim.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He pays the special 5% tithe, on dividends, carried interest, and capital gains.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Along with spelling and grammar.

Conservatards make up for it by using lots and lots of CAPITALS.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

(Examines his staph closely, with worried look.)

Lefty Mark's avatar

Curing Republicans of douchebaggeryness? Try something that's at least within the realm of possibility, like making Windows completely malware-proof.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Vanna is getting up in years, cut her some slack

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Don't be knockin on heaven's Doorman

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the irony is that they're afraid of retardation. Sorry wingnuts- horse, barn door, nuff said

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

98? I hung on to that OS for years, during the dark ages of ME

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I don't have a problem with Apple products (although why must I do everything on my iPad through iTunes- seriously Steve?). it's the giggly school girl crush fan bois that drive me apeshit

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hotmail is still a thing?