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Ikimizi's avatar

Those Ocean's Eleven guys had a whole camera crew, and that didn't stop them.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Problem is when you pick up a stray radio signal and suddenly Taylor Swift is singing in your head <em>and you can't make it stop</em>.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Objects in the selfie are smaller than they appear.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"<i> Seems like a better idea."</i>

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bobbert's avatar

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.

Or, for Kristol,

IGNORANT SACK OF SHIT

Het, it could work.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's what I told the judge!

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bobbert's avatar

God knows, I hope there are some police with that attitude.

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bobbert's avatar

Dingdingfuckingding.

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bobbert's avatar

Seriously, though, could you actually be so inconceivably fucked up about everything? There have to be better grifts.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, are all the sinners saints?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You just have to work for Republicans (or Faux Snooze, which is the same thing.)

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And peener-cams for rapists?

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Wow! The stupid is strong in this one. I can't even be sarcastic or funny with this post. It would be like kicking a paraplegic or making short jokes around a dwarf.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If I ever twittered and got half of the responses like what Kristol spawns I would never twitter again. What a twit.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

How about piss tests for pundits? Because Kristol sounds like he's high...

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