Ever since Bill Kristol got himself a Twitter account, we've been enjoying his condensed doses of S-M-R-T. Like that time he admitted he's kind of stupid, or his wish that Richard Nixon would come back and save us. But now, having waded a bit into the technological ocean, Bill Kristol is ready to suggest some bold new initiatives to use tech -- like maybe to fight crime!
Problem is when you pick up a stray radio signal and suddenly Taylor Swift is singing in your head <em>and you can&#039;t make it stop</em>.
Wow! The stupid is strong in this one. I can&#039;t even be sarcastic or funny with this post. It would be like kicking a paraplegic or making short jokes around a dwarf.
Those Ocean&#039;s Eleven guys had a whole camera crew, and that didn&#039;t stop them.
Problem is when you pick up a stray radio signal and suddenly Taylor Swift is singing in your head <em>and you can&#039;t make it stop</em>.
Objects in the selfie are smaller than they appear.
&quot;<i> Seems like a better idea.&quot;</i>
Difference?
POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.
Or, for Kristol,
IGNORANT SACK OF SHIT
Het, it could work.
That&#039;s what I told the judge!
God knows, I hope there are some police with that attitude.
Dingdingfuckingding.
Seriously, though, could you actually be so inconceivably fucked up about everything? There have to be better grifts.
Well, are all the sinners saints?
You just have to work for Republicans (or Faux Snooze, which is the same thing.)
And peener-cams for rapists?
Wow! The stupid is strong in this one. I can&#039;t even be sarcastic or funny with this post. It would be like kicking a paraplegic or making short jokes around a dwarf.
If I ever twittered and got half of the responses like what Kristol spawns I would never twitter again. What a twit.
How about piss tests for pundits? Because Kristol sounds like he&#039;s high...