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Ikimizi's avatar

Those Ocean's Eleven guys had a whole camera crew, and that didn't stop them.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Problem is when you pick up a stray radio signal and suddenly Taylor Swift is singing in your head <em>and you can't make it stop</em>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Objects in the selfie are smaller than they appear.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"<i> Seems like a better idea."</i>

bobbert's avatar

POOR IMPULSE CONTROL.

Or, for Kristol,

IGNORANT SACK OF SHIT

Het, it could work.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's what I told the judge!

bobbert's avatar

God knows, I hope there are some police with that attitude.

bobbert's avatar

Dingdingfuckingding.

bobbert's avatar

Seriously, though, could you actually be so inconceivably fucked up about everything? There have to be better grifts.

bobbert's avatar

Well, are all the sinners saints?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You just have to work for Republicans (or Faux Snooze, which is the same thing.)

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

And peener-cams for rapists?

Ilgattomorte's avatar

Wow! The stupid is strong in this one. I can't even be sarcastic or funny with this post. It would be like kicking a paraplegic or making short jokes around a dwarf.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

If I ever twittered and got half of the responses like what Kristol spawns I would never twitter again. What a twit.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

How about piss tests for pundits? Because Kristol sounds like he's high...