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J Neo Marvin's avatar

O’REILLY: Yeah. But if you go to any restaurant, Mexican restaurant in the world, they come out and they’re singing “Guantanamera” with the sombreros on.

Guantanamera is a Cuban song, dumbass.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Will: "Mr. Clemente is a tremendously honest man".

Not possible, Mr. Clemente works at Faux Noise.

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lroom's avatar

The republican way!

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bobbert's avatar

Chevy's used to hand out sombreros to customers on birthdays and such as. Twenty-five years ago. Don't know if they still do, as I haven't been in a Chevy's for ten or twelve years (and, iirc, they didn't then).

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whitroth's avatar

That's how we can defeat the GOP, and Faux News: send in the mariachi bands!

mark "I'll have a 'rita. Frozen, not iced."

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Fun fact: the squeezebox was imported into Mexican music by Emperor Maximillian, who was taken out and shot a few years later. And with just cause!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The most useless phrases I've learned so far on duolingo:

Mi elefante come queso. My elephant eats cheese.Te quiero pero no muy mucho. I love you but not very much.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Actually, Krautfucker is always dressed up like a leprechaun, if you know where to look

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Who dropped the cha-poopla?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Obvs you and Billo don't go to the same restaurants for your ethnically classic meals! How sad!

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Popillius's avatar

I suspect he meant cucaracha.

Bill-o has devolved into a parody of himself. That whole segment would probably make a better SNL skit than the ones they write themselves.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Why my drinky so salty? 'N the ice is all melty, too!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Did you hear the one about the two melons who want a cheap wedding but are so poor that they cantaloupe?

I think it lost something in the translation...

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Wookie Monster's avatar

More tequila M-Fer!

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

You repeat yourself.

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