You see, when I was undercover in the Falklands... Bill O'Reilly and Charles Krauthammer had a fine Old White Guys discussion of rampant Political Correctness on college campuses the other day, concluding with O'Reilly's astute analysis of why Mexispanican people have
O’REILLY: Yeah. But if you go to any restaurant, Mexican restaurant in the world, they come out and they’re singing “Guantanamera” with the sombreros on.
Chevy's used to hand out sombreros to customers on birthdays and such as. Twenty-five years ago. Don't know if they still do, as I haven't been in a Chevy's for ten or twelve years (and, iirc, they didn't then).
O’REILLY: Yeah. But if you go to any restaurant, Mexican restaurant in the world, they come out and they’re singing “Guantanamera” with the sombreros on.
Guantanamera is a Cuban song, dumbass.
Will: "Mr. Clemente is a tremendously honest man".
Not possible, Mr. Clemente works at Faux Noise.
The republican way!
Chevy's used to hand out sombreros to customers on birthdays and such as. Twenty-five years ago. Don't know if they still do, as I haven't been in a Chevy's for ten or twelve years (and, iirc, they didn't then).
Your bedroom?
That's how we can defeat the GOP, and Faux News: send in the mariachi bands!
mark "I'll have a 'rita. Frozen, not iced."
Fun fact: the squeezebox was imported into Mexican music by Emperor Maximillian, who was taken out and shot a few years later. And with just cause!
The most useless phrases I've learned so far on duolingo:
Mi elefante come queso. My elephant eats cheese.Te quiero pero no muy mucho. I love you but not very much.
Actually, Krautfucker is always dressed up like a leprechaun, if you know where to look
Who dropped the cha-poopla?
Obvs you and Billo don't go to the same restaurants for your ethnically classic meals! How sad!
I suspect he meant cucaracha.
Bill-o has devolved into a parody of himself. That whole segment would probably make a better SNL skit than the ones they write themselves.
Why my drinky so salty? 'N the ice is all melty, too!
Did you hear the one about the two melons who want a cheap wedding but are so poor that they cantaloupe?
I think it lost something in the translation...
More tequila M-Fer!
You repeat yourself.