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J Neo Marvin's avatar

O’REILLY: Yeah. But if you go to any restaurant, Mexican restaurant in the world, they come out and they’re singing “Guantanamera” with the sombreros on.

Guantanamera is a Cuban song, dumbass.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Will: "Mr. Clemente is a tremendously honest man".

Not possible, Mr. Clemente works at Faux Noise.

lroom's avatar

The republican way!

bobbert's avatar

Chevy's used to hand out sombreros to customers on birthdays and such as. Twenty-five years ago. Don't know if they still do, as I haven't been in a Chevy's for ten or twelve years (and, iirc, they didn't then).

whitroth's avatar

That's how we can defeat the GOP, and Faux News: send in the mariachi bands!

mark "I'll have a 'rita. Frozen, not iced."

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Fun fact: the squeezebox was imported into Mexican music by Emperor Maximillian, who was taken out and shot a few years later. And with just cause!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The most useless phrases I've learned so far on duolingo:

Mi elefante come queso. My elephant eats cheese.Te quiero pero no muy mucho. I love you but not very much.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Actually, Krautfucker is always dressed up like a leprechaun, if you know where to look

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Who dropped the cha-poopla?

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Obvs you and Billo don't go to the same restaurants for your ethnically classic meals! How sad!

Popillius's avatar

I suspect he meant cucaracha.

Bill-o has devolved into a parody of himself. That whole segment would probably make a better SNL skit than the ones they write themselves.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Why my drinky so salty? 'N the ice is all melty, too!

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Did you hear the one about the two melons who want a cheap wedding but are so poor that they cantaloupe?

I think it lost something in the translation...