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SullivanSt's avatar

According to the wingnuts, you should quit your job and claim your $60k in benefits they're sure everyone gets.

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Well, 4.2% personal FICA, 6.2% employer FICA contributions, 1.45% Medicare taxes and if you're single with no dependents and a standard deduction, an effective federal income tax rate of a little over 5%, for a total of roughly 17.5%, plus state income taxes.

I went ahead and assumed a lack of employer-sponsored healthcare and 401k

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Oh hell mufucking no. I know what I can't handle.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Y4kE-5j_oy8" target="_blank">Carrie Fisher</a>, and his audience ;)

diogenez's avatar

How does Jon Stewart manage to be nice to him?

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<a href="http:\/\/pages.cs.wisc.edu\/~param\/quotes\/guide.html" target="_blank">Willan on-do</a>?

diogenez's avatar

Hey! He's Irish, right? That means he can't be racist. Ipso facto.

SullivanSt's avatar

He's <em>such</em> a loofah.

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I wonder if he barks in the shower, when no one is listening.

Mahousu's avatar

If only he had tried for free Obamaphone sex.

SullivanSt's avatar

I'm guessing mostly of the form "I'm not a racist, but that ni..."

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Traditional American history, no less!

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If Billo shouts in the woods and there's no one to hear it, does he make a sound?