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According to the wingnuts, you should quit your job and claim your $60k in benefits they're sure everyone gets.

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Well, 4.2% personal FICA, 6.2% employer FICA contributions, 1.45% Medicare taxes and if you're single with no dependents and a standard deduction, an effective federal income tax rate of a little over 5%, for a total of roughly 17.5%, plus state income taxes.

I went ahead and assumed a lack of employer-sponsored healthcare and 401k

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Oh hell mufucking no. I know what I can't handle.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Y4kE-5j_oy8" target="_blank">Carrie Fisher</a>, and his audience ;)

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Unseemly liberties?

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How does Jon Stewart manage to be nice to him?

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<a href="http:\/\/pages.cs.wisc.edu\/~param\/quotes\/guide.html" target="_blank">Willan on-do</a>?

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Hey! He's Irish, right? That means he can't be racist. Ipso facto.

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He's <em>such</em> a loofah.

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I wonder if he barks in the shower, when no one is listening.

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If only he had tried for free Obamaphone sex.

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The piss?

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I'm guessing mostly of the form "I'm not a racist, but that ni..."

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Traditional American history, no less!

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If Billo shouts in the woods and there's no one to hear it, does he make a sound?

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Cut his mic.

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