Frenzied teevee oaf Bill O'Reilly (of the beloved family sitcom The O'Reilly Factor ) had a brainwave one day, possibly while overhearing his Lincoln Town Car chauffeur listening to the Ramones: Why not divide humanity into "Pinheads" and "Patriots?" Bill O'Reilly is a lot like Jesus, you see, who came to divide people into "patriots and goats," or something like that. Apparently this idea impressed Bill's agent and publisher when they were having their bi-monthly “throw the Squishy Ball of Creativity around” meeting. And that's how America's newest Must-Read Book,
<i>The polls rated the 1980s the best modern decade.</i>
Yeah...I heard that. Know what else...last Friday night, I got shitfaced drunk. Man, that was awesome. Best time in like forever. Best Recent Evening. Of course, the hangover the next day sucked ass.
Stupid Americans worship him?
Might attract philosophy grad students through; or something far worse, philosophy of art grad students.
Fox n Friends remind me more of the Crash Test Dummies.
Trying to listen to Glenn Beck for me is like trying to listen to Skinny Puppy.
Maybe &quot;Falafels and Loofas&quot; would work better. it would definitely be more recognizable as O&#039;Reilly&#039;s handiwork.
<i>The polls rated the 1980s the best modern decade.</i>
Yeah...I heard that. Know what else...last Friday night, I got shitfaced drunk. Man, that was awesome. Best time in like forever. Best Recent Evening. Of course, the hangover the next day sucked ass.
And &quot;some Americans have lost the ability to think.&quot; And some Americans can only think like bumper stickers.
I could have lived a happier life without this transcript of O&#039;Reilly&#039;s first meeting with Beck.
<i>&quot;sounds like...&quot;</i>
Get this man a Q-tip, stat!