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N harm, no foul. This will not go on YOUR PERMANENT RECORD

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I'd settle for their letting churches be taxed.

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Eighth grade? I think you're giving him too much credit.

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Saw them live in the late 60s (1967?) at the Fillmore East. Richie Havens opened . Never could stand him. I had an 8 track of Tommy and played it every day driving from Sheepshead Bay to Coop City in the Bronx. Long, long ago when I was a union carpenter. UBCJOA.

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if he's willing to spend 32 million to keep your victim quiet, I can't believe he only spent $129.99 on that USB microphone he's talking into. (that's really cheap for a microphone)

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This

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Just decided not to say it, but Woody Harrelson in "The Cowboy Way", dining room scene.

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The average $50,000/yr Joe who thinks O'Reilly is just like him would have to work 640 years just to pay the rape hush money.

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God's gonna give him a pass on this one, Bill didn't actually write the thing.

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One of the greatest guitarists EVER. (And I never use the term "guitarist.")

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Somehow, in scanning this article, my eyes put together the words "Yanking it with Poppy" and I think I need to tell Billo. I think he could run with this idea straight to the bank. You're welcome, ya rotter.

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No. The answer is no.

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Next up: Killing Bill's Dick.

And THIS is how Megyn Kelly's going to get more than ten people to watch her new show?!1 Holy shit.

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Wonkette, you are on a damn ROLL today. I cannot tell you how much I love you today--it's real and it's deep

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Good guess, but AFAIK my hearing is still fine. Granted, I don’t get annual hearing tests any more, but I had one a couple years ago and it showed no hearing loss. (I have worn earplugs to shows in known loud venues, even though I felt like a tool doing so.)

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