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"Oh idey-idey-i, oh idey-idey-i!"

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Or another Ablow....

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(With votes!)

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Saw a clip of Drumpf claiming you can't be great if you aren't rich.. "Sorry to tell you...." I now understand the importance of assassination as a tool for stability.

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Too true.

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Why not both?

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Note - see the rooms with the magazines in them....

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[applauding all of the above]

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Having worked in Alaska, one of the clearest memories I had (sorry, no camera at the time) was a bear with a garbage bag hanging out of its butt.

Honest.

They also like to snack on things like fiberglass and packing peanuts.

This would seem to work for $arah....

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Where can I get a job that pays me a fortune for making myself feel good?

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O'Messicuns?

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The poors had really shitty living conditions in Berlin, and were primed to follow the first shitbird with a lipstache.

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It would not be the first time that charge was leveled at an Irishman. But O'Reilly can conveniently forget history because reasons.

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Is it too much to hope that the snarky spinner will sink into a depressive death spiral and stop killing people (in those terrible books), as well as stop trying to impose his ignorance upon others?

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Perhaps Mr. O'Reilly should look up Shays Rebellion in his history book.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

White veterans of George Washington's Continental Army violently took up arms in protest, strutting around with guns and talking big about how the gubmint done them wrong. (Sound familiar?)

White males to the last man, they took over part of Massachusetts until they were suppressed. Their rebellion, rooted in economic poverty, was one of the motivating factors for the Constitutional Convention.

(BTW- Gore Vidal wrote a worth-the-time-to-find-and-read essay titled "Homage To Daniel Shays" back in 1972 which sheds some light on our current election. Saint Gore has been dead for awhile but his words still ring!)

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Sperm Bank Donors, right down the hall.

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