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Wall Street libelz!1!

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You know who else wanted that?

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Bryan Fischer weeps that you didn't include him.

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Bill is as good of a historian as he is a journalist.

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I consider Obama a Gen Xer. I prefer him to Clinton or Dubya any day.

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Those lascivious Strauss waltzes and suggestive hoop skirts are destroying morality.

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And those horseless carriages will lead to hell in a handbasket.

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This is why nobody hangs out with Bill. He doesn't know how to party.

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... not unless there are loofahs and/or falafels involved.

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Yeah I remember that sick track Kanye was laying down, "Fuck It, We'll Do It Live". I think it was about harrasing a chick with a falafel or some other glorification of depraved behavior.

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... they never have any questions. That's what makes them unquestioningly the best audience. Well, apart from always asking for help turning up the volume on the t.v.

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Radix malorum est cupiditas. Not big fans of 1 Timothy, our Republicans.

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Her books are great...doorstops.

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... fixing Bilious O'Really is easy... once you turn off his internal projector, everything he spews applies to him and the "wretched hive of scum and villainy" that he lives in. What's difficult is understanding why anyone buys his "I know you are, but what am I?" schtick.

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While Bill'O and his ilk would prefer it being a couple hundred years ago.

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My only regret is that I can't upvote you more.

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