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But they're both furrin words, right?

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I've got to admit that if I were invited onto his show, the first thing I'd do would be to ask him if, in future, he could have the green room stocked with falafels.

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Aw, what a fucking shame.

LOL.

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*Applause!*

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I think they may be afraid that their junk won't measure up to a male to female's junk, and what then? Rapture! They are not ready!

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When I went to school the gym shower was just a biggish room with rows of 5-6 shower heads on each wall, with no partitions, and with those lousy push buttons instead of a twisty knob thing to get them going. From what I gather that is still the case 30 years later.

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I moved another quarter ton of gravel. VERY therapeutic.

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It wasn't the uniforms, it was the use of "whilst" and "brilliant"

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This is called a trigger. What RWNJs live off of.

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Weed wackin' a hillside until the rain god showed up. Feeling well used and spent physically. Time to work on the head...

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You forgot 3) Bill O'Reilly just needs to shut his wingnut airhead piehole.

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Almost all of them! I reckon I'm into the thousands of kids now, and there's only been one I actively disliked. I love the way they're kind and funny- sometimes unintentionally. The way you can bribe 17yos with stickers. And the way they are rude is hilarious. I especially love their year 9 face. The one that says 'you don't know nuffin and you're not cool and never have been. OMG! Leave me aloooonnnneee!' NEVER NOT FUNNY.

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Brilliant is a great word. I reckon you should try and pop it in a conversation today :)

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HAHAHAhahahaa! :)

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I remember teaching High School in a rural part of Australia. We were expecting a new group of Afghani refugees, some very traditional and one wearing a Burkah. We thought some of them might find that offensive but instead their only concern was that she would be very hot in summer and how would she kick a football around. It is hard to shock nowadays, I often refer to Dafydd and his trying to be only gay in the village (Little Britain)

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