17 Comments

And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two.

Expand full comment

I hope you mean a loofah; a falafel would just get ground up chickpeas all over everything.

Expand full comment

It's a trick! Once everyone moves for the cleaners they'll bus in the other 1% to take their place.

Expand full comment

From News8Austin.com:

<i>Entering into its eighth day, demonstrators with Occupy Austin were arrested. Four people were arrested for criminal trespassing early Thursday morning. The city scheduled a power washing of the patio and steps outside City Hall starting at 2 a.m. Thursday. Demonstrators say they were told prior to the washing that they'd be allowed to stay. When workers showed up however, members were told they had to leave or be arrested for criminal trespassing.</i>

Expand full comment

Ratko Mladic

Expand full comment

Lady MacBeth? Mary Martin in "South Pacific" (Gonna wash that man right outta my hair...) Tony Montana?

Expand full comment

Sounds like an upcoming episode of "Hoarders". (Except the hoarders are in the Wall Street offices, not the park across the street.)

Expand full comment

Parks are socialist. Libraries too.

Expand full comment

You wouldn't say that if you were a pike and Donald Trumps hairpiece was flapping all around you.

Expand full comment

But cutbacks on food and health inspectors are OK. Letting the invisible hand of the market find the invisible germs.

Expand full comment

You seriously don't understand the 1% mindset: "A dozen hookers and a lot of blow..."

Expand full comment

Soylent Green is people, my friend.

Expand full comment

Memo to Xe: Give a hoot...load up and shoot.

Expand full comment

monk?

Expand full comment

That's how Gen. Douglas MacArthur got his real start up the military ladder - leading the cavalry against the Bonus Army (George Patton commanded the tanks).

Expand full comment