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Lizzietish81's avatar

I once said to my boss "I would never speak ill of you...in a way that could be recorded and used for evidence later"

Lot_49's avatar

One of them works at the coal yard, bagging up fine particles. One works at a winery, preparing the stoppers for the bottles. One works at the custom laundry, rolling up haberdashery.

In other words, they're a coke-sacker, a cork-soaker, and sock-tucker.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Word. I thought the standard nowadays was "Don't send anything you wouldn't want ending up on Facebook."

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Doesn't Dok have on of them newfangled orbital cannons?

Hardly Ideal's avatar

And yet, Jeb Bush accidentally doxing thousands of his supporters is pretty much no big deal.

gratuitous's avatar

And pick up the check from Sugar Daddy Friess. Don't forget picking up the check. Very important.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Pigeon poon"

Because Tucker doesn't fuck chickens. He learned his lesson early on, "BAD TUCKER! Those are for the frozen dinners!"

Ergoetal's avatar

Just to confirm, we're talking about the Chickenwing Carlsons, Tuckly and Bucker, of Swanson's Chicken Dinner fame? Just to confirm.

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

WTF is up with that photo. Is Tucker just now sprouting baby teeth?

kindness's avatar

Really. Stick 'em in a Pinto with said brick on the accelerator and point it over the Grand Canyon.

TellMeImDreaming's avatar

They're the only RW site that hasn't banned me from their comment section, the clicks are the paramount concern...

Tony Alexander's avatar

ahhhh, the good old days!

Tony Alexander's avatar

you left the seat up, by the way!

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

I didn't wash my hands, either.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Jebus, the guy looks like he has fewer teeth than Cletus Spuckler.