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Lizzietish81's avatar

I once said to my boss "I would never speak ill of you...in a way that could be recorded and used for evidence later"

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Lot_49's avatar

One of them works at the coal yard, bagging up fine particles. One works at a winery, preparing the stoppers for the bottles. One works at the custom laundry, rolling up haberdashery.

In other words, they're a coke-sacker, a cork-soaker, and sock-tucker.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Word. I thought the standard nowadays was "Don't send anything you wouldn't want ending up on Facebook."

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Doesn't Dok have on of them newfangled orbital cannons?

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

And yet, Jeb Bush accidentally doxing thousands of his supporters is pretty much no big deal.

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gratuitous's avatar

And pick up the check from Sugar Daddy Friess. Don't forget picking up the check. Very important.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Pigeon poon"

Because Tucker doesn't fuck chickens. He learned his lesson early on, "BAD TUCKER! Those are for the frozen dinners!"

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Ergoetal's avatar

Just to confirm, we're talking about the Chickenwing Carlsons, Tuckly and Bucker, of Swanson's Chicken Dinner fame? Just to confirm.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

WTF is up with that photo. Is Tucker just now sprouting baby teeth?

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kindness's avatar

Really. Stick 'em in a Pinto with said brick on the accelerator and point it over the Grand Canyon.

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TellMeImDreaming's avatar

They're the only RW site that hasn't banned me from their comment section, the clicks are the paramount concern...

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Tony Alexander's avatar

ahhhh, the good old days!

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Tony Alexander's avatar

wash, rinse, repeat!

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Tony Alexander's avatar

you left the seat up, by the way!

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

I didn't wash my hands, either.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Jebus, the guy looks like he has fewer teeth than Cletus Spuckler.

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