Last week, we learned the SHOCKING! news that Tucker Carlson, Fox News host and the proprietor of the cesspool known as the Daily Caller, is a sexist piece of scum. No, wait, we've known that for years. The new news is that Tucker has a brother named Buckley, and Buckley
One of them works at the coal yard, bagging up fine particles. One works at a winery, preparing the stoppers for the bottles. One works at the custom laundry, rolling up haberdashery.
In other words, they're a coke-sacker, a cork-soaker, and sock-tucker.
I once said to my boss "I would never speak ill of you...in a way that could be recorded and used for evidence later"
One of them works at the coal yard, bagging up fine particles. One works at a winery, preparing the stoppers for the bottles. One works at the custom laundry, rolling up haberdashery.
In other words, they're a coke-sacker, a cork-soaker, and sock-tucker.
Word. I thought the standard nowadays was "Don't send anything you wouldn't want ending up on Facebook."
Doesn't Dok have on of them newfangled orbital cannons?
And yet, Jeb Bush accidentally doxing thousands of his supporters is pretty much no big deal.
And pick up the check from Sugar Daddy Friess. Don't forget picking up the check. Very important.
"Pigeon poon"
Because Tucker doesn't fuck chickens. He learned his lesson early on, "BAD TUCKER! Those are for the frozen dinners!"
Just to confirm, we're talking about the Chickenwing Carlsons, Tuckly and Bucker, of Swanson's Chicken Dinner fame? Just to confirm.
WTF is up with that photo. Is Tucker just now sprouting baby teeth?
Really. Stick 'em in a Pinto with said brick on the accelerator and point it over the Grand Canyon.
They're the only RW site that hasn't banned me from their comment section, the clicks are the paramount concern...
ahhhh, the good old days!
wash, rinse, repeat!
you left the seat up, by the way!
I didn't wash my hands, either.
Jebus, the guy looks like he has fewer teeth than Cletus Spuckler.