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whatwhomever's avatar

That sounds like a generic splurt that he would have said about any Republican president no matter what they actually did.

Also, thought libelz.

whatwhomever's avatar

That picture looks like he’s getting ready to swallow some merry Christmas wieners.

GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

Aw. I feel seen. I always flip the elves on the shelves into a festive 69 at the Target. Merry Christmas, you old Savings and Loan!

Dr. R is Fully Vaccinated's avatar

This, Barr's letter, McConnell's speech, it's all the sugar to help the medicine go down.They hope that if they praise him enough, he will back down.

Hahahahaha

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yup, look at all the freedom. Guess Christmas services are worth dying for.

https://twitter.com/thenvin...

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey, the elves deserve to have fun too!

GhostOfTheUnknownBiden's avatar

If I remember my Santa history correctly, those poor overworked elves deserve it more than any of us.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Wuz onna them bars ol’ Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bar?

Strange but not a Stranger's avatar

I read this entire post thinking Franklin Graham was Jerry Falwell Jr and hoping there'd be a pool boy joke. Sigh.

popebuck1's avatar

In my imagination, Franklin Graham spends all his time saying "No, I am NOT the one who liked to watch his wife with the pool boy!"

DLZebub's avatar

The years I worked Christmas retail, I said "happy holidays" to everyone. If anyone got shitty with me about not wishing them "merry Christmas", I'd tell them I'm Jewish (shh, I'm Presbyterian).

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

You’ve got to be on some serious drugs to believe Trump is a protector of religious liberty.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I’m going back to the lab and work on that genetic engineered lion

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

I’m not Jewish but I’m circumcised, do I get partial credit?

wavicles's avatar

Just a snippet of credit.