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That sounds like a generic splurt that he would have said about any Republican president no matter what they actually did.

Also, thought libelz.

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That picture looks like he’s getting ready to swallow some merry Christmas wieners.

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Aw. I feel seen. I always flip the elves on the shelves into a festive 69 at the Target. Merry Christmas, you old Savings and Loan!

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This, Barr's letter, McConnell's speech, it's all the sugar to help the medicine go down.They hope that if they praise him enough, he will back down.

Hahahahaha

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Yup, look at all the freedom. Guess Christmas services are worth dying for.

https://twitter.com/thenvin...

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Hey, the elves deserve to have fun too!

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If I remember my Santa history correctly, those poor overworked elves deserve it more than any of us.

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Wuz onna them bars ol’ Gladly The Cross-Eyed Bar?

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I read this entire post thinking Franklin Graham was Jerry Falwell Jr and hoping there'd be a pool boy joke. Sigh.

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In my imagination, Franklin Graham spends all his time saying "No, I am NOT the one who liked to watch his wife with the pool boy!"

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The years I worked Christmas retail, I said "happy holidays" to everyone. If anyone got shitty with me about not wishing them "merry Christmas", I'd tell them I'm Jewish (shh, I'm Presbyterian).

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You’ve got to be on some serious drugs to believe Trump is a protector of religious liberty.

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I’m going back to the lab and work on that genetic engineered lion

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I’m not Jewish but I’m circumcised, do I get partial credit?

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Yes, of course.

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Just a snippet of credit.

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