This morning, Demrats and Republicans in Congress came to a tentative agreement on an economic stimulus package. Hosanna in the highest, everyone gets free jobs! Maybe not that, but free money at least -- between $300 and $1,200 per family in tax rebates. Personally, I want to forgo my check so the government can fund more Iraq Wars, but I can't have everything. The Democrats agreed to drop increases in food stamps and unemployment benefits, and Republicans decided to let non-taxpayers get in on the rebate action as well. The Democrats also dropped a rider to legalize fetuses as sex toys while the Republicans abandoned theirs to have all Mexicans shot.
Bipartisan Congress Saves American Economy!
Bipartisan Congress Saves American Economy!
Bipartisan Congress Saves American Economy!
This morning, Demrats and Republicans in Congress came to a tentative agreement on an economic stimulus package. Hosanna in the highest, everyone gets free jobs! Maybe not that, but free money at least -- between $300 and $1,200 per family in tax rebates. Personally, I want to forgo my check so the government can fund more Iraq Wars, but I can't have everything. The Democrats agreed to drop increases in food stamps and unemployment benefits, and Republicans decided to let non-taxpayers get in on the rebate action as well. The Democrats also dropped a rider to legalize fetuses as sex toys while the Republicans abandoned theirs to have all Mexicans shot.