Bitches Back

*Heard on the Hill: Everyone thinks changing light bulbs is a bright idea...In the world of videogames, it seems unlikely that gerrymandering has the same draw of shooting hookers...Becoming a candidate for a seat in the senate just became as easy as applying for a spot on the McTeam with an online application courtesy of the Wyoming Republican Party's website...In this town, you never know who you are sharing a cab with. [Roll Call ]

*Reliable Source: You don't need Scooby Doo to solve the mystery ofPresident Bush'smissing watch. His camp is insisting that he himself removed it and put it safely in his pocket. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Debbie Wasserman Schultz(D-Fla.) learns that she'll never shake the Little Debbie jokes...Even Antarctica is swarming with hipsters...BothFrank RichandLewis Blackare coming to town for high school reunions...Carol Schwartzdrives a fast car, too bad ass to care about expiration dates...Exactly what are the qualifications to become an expert on moral authority? [ Examiner ]

*Shenanigans: The Senate is divided on the subject of seersucker pants, with things expected to reach a boiling point on June 21: the annual Seersucker Thursday...WhenElton Johnrequests a piano, it doesn't guarantee that he intends to play it...There must have been ONE well stocked bar...Bill Clintondiscusses the possibility ofAl Gorerunning again in 08. [ Politico ]

*The Sleuth: Sen. Bob Bennett(R-Utah) insists that everyone was playing nice atPresident Bush'smeeting with Senate Republicans -- except the pavement, that is. While no punches were thrown, Bush managed to zingSen. Richard Shelby(R-Ala.). [ WP ]

*Page Six: Al SharptonmeetsEssie Mae Washington. [ NYP ]