Bitter Gubernatorial Candidate Tells Obama To 'Shove It' (Somewhere Special)
Democratic Rhode Island gubernatorial candidate Frank Caprio was really looking forward to being endorsed by Barack Obama. But something went terribly wrong! Obama forgot to endorse Caprio/thinks Caprio is a moron. And now Frank Caprio has angrily declared that Barack Obama should take his lame endorsement and put it in his bunghole. Rude/gross:
Frank Caprio's campaign last week said he would welcome Obama's endorsement.
But on Monday, the same day Obama is set to visit Rhode Island and a day after the White House said Obama would not endorse anyone, Caprio told WPRO-AM that Obama can "take his endorsement and shove it."


It's a southernism, reduced from from "Hell, Mary-Sue-Ellen-Bob passed gas". Meaning, we may not survive the next few minutes.
Just a big shove and Rhode Island itself would be headed to Bermuda.