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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Should go well with Shurf Joe's pink undies

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Nope, still too TRENDY. Just browse through the latest JCrew or Gap catalog (does anybody else get one in the mail about once a week?) and you can see that vertical stripes are all the rage. You wouldn't want your convicts being confused for preppy college kids, would ya?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

We’re not trying to embarrass or shame them but...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I don't know what it even is, but if it pisses off liberals I'm for it

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I'm running into this problem on a Facebook page I'm on that is dedicated to defeating Dear Leader Stephen Harper here in Canada. They foam at the mouth as soon as Stevie criticizes anyone/anything. Did you know Putin's not so bad? And that the plane must have been shot down by Ukraine, NOT Russia or its buddies? No, that's true! Because if Stevie says one thing, the opposite MUST be true. They are now rallying around in defense of one of Stevie's former bagmen Senators, Mike Duffy, who, since Stevie threw him under the bus when he got caught claiming bogus expenses, is now the helpless victim of jackbooted RCMP thugs. (the guy is, was, and always will be a corrupt asshole, but if Harper hates him, hey, he MUST be OK!)

Sorry. Rant over. But hey, both sides do it.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah, but this sheriff is #2.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

George Clooney rocked them, if you ask me.

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

When does Vogue do the Sing Song edition?

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PubOption's avatar

Lefty Frizzell <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tbrLDA18C4">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Come back to Saginaw, we missed you last time."

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

He wouldn't happened to have seen this on October 31, would he?

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The Quirk's avatar

But, but-- horizontal stripes make me look fat! Won't someone PLEASE think of the portly gentleman?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Possibly. A number of people also have somewhat racist spray-on tans under their jumpsuits.

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