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Naytch's avatar

It would help poor Lucas out at the convention in Cleveland. He was going to have a ton of wardrobe changes to not look like the only black guy in the hall.

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JAWs's avatar

Geez, they hired A Black and didn't immediately spit on her? That practically qualifies them for MLK level of benevolence! What more do you want people?!

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Yeah you think the correct spelling would have tipped people off.

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I guess "black community scold" just didn't sound "corporate" enough...

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Wow, you'd have to be a real "Femi-nazi" not to consider the Republican First Lady Wet T-shirt Drive as acceptable outreach to women girls.

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I think they just counted Stacey Dash and Ben Carson twice.

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Y'all are laughing, but I actually feel a little sorry for these people. I mean, now how are they going to afford the money to get their "House Negro" branding tattoos removed?

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Fortunately we still have you with us so that we will never have any shortage of pretentious cunts.

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brett's avatar

hahahaha trump won

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...I can do a pretty good "Clarence Thomas", but then again that only requires me to be corpse silent

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steelhips's avatar

They finally let them out of the binders...

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

#blackpoliticosdontmatter

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

<golf clap>Well played, sir.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Who needs the NG with the drumpf supporters around?

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

The wooden cutouts are called yard butts, and what do you mean "briefly popular 20 years ago"?

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