We are so filled with self-loathing for having started reading this one-kazillion word Crystal Wright screed about Obama's new "My Brother's Keeper" program. Though it is a hellacious slog, we are impressed that she manages to keep up her incoherent rage for that long without collapsing on the ground in a squalling child fit, so good on her. You may remember Ms. Wright from
Tyical conservative- rather than working with at risk kids and teach them to be responsible, not father children out of wedlock and better themselves in general- we'll just wait until the damage is done, then punish them for it.
It's called "abstinence-only." And it doesn't work for shit. But the Xtian wingnuts keep pushing it, because Jeebus I guess. (Not that Jeebus actually said anything about the matter.) This crazy lady just wants to push the same idiotic, proven failure of a policy for black kids. Because jeebus.
"Remember, to be a properly angry conservative, one must judiciously cherry-pick one's quotes and statistics. Next, strip them of all context. Finally, creatively recombine them into ways that suit one's preferred narrative."
-- From Chapter 1 of <i>Angry Conservatism For (Even Bigger) Dummies</i>
<u>Eliminating Poverty and Unemployment -- A Five Step Plan:</u> a) <b>P</b>unish black women for having sex. b) <b>A</b>rrest, convict and incarcerate all black males who are between the ages of 12 and 45. Deport any person who looks &quot;foreign&quot; or &quot;illegal,&quot; or is &quot;funny-sounding&quot; or who appears to be &quot;Muslim.&quot; c) <b>L</b>egalize discrimination of LGBTQwxyz people. d) <b>E</b>liminate all taxes on the wealthiest 0.01%. e) <b>R</b>epeal Obamacare.
It&#039;s the <b>PALER America</b> program.
All five steps work seamlessly with each other. No partial implementations, no half-measures. In order to be effective, all components of this plan must be carried out together.
Remember, we can fix this country. All we have to do is make it PALER. Let your government know that you demand a <b>PALER America.</b>
Normally, one would expect to have to listen to Rush Limpballs in order to hear such loathing and scapegoating, such nonsensical solutions to serious problems.
Her logic totally is why I will never ever vote for a conservative candidate. It just hurts them and makes them dependent on the voters, AND it forces them to go against their deeply held beliefs when they become financially reliant on Government money.
To follow it to such a &quot;logical conclusion&quot; as she does, we should probably block all conservatives from running for election in the first place.
Obviously, we need a mandatory med that stops orgasms.
Anybody read &quot;Welcome To The Monkey House&quot;?
Tyical conservative- rather than working with at risk kids and teach them to be responsible, not father children out of wedlock and better themselves in general- we&#039;ll just wait until the damage is done, then punish them for it.
fucking brilliant...
You are hereby sentenced to hang by the neck until you cheer up. -- King Otto
Proudly 1.8% Neanderthal myself. Genetic analysis courtesy of 23andMe.
It&#039;s the style these days.
That&#039;s usually associated with the derp meter going offscale.
The stupidity no longer discriminates. I&#039;m not sure if we should call it &quot;progress.&quot;
It&#039;s called &quot;abstinence-only.&quot; And it doesn&#039;t work for shit. But the Xtian wingnuts keep pushing it, because Jeebus I guess. (Not that Jeebus actually said anything about the matter.) This crazy lady just wants to push the same idiotic, proven failure of a policy for black kids. Because jeebus.
&quot;Remember, to be a properly angry conservative, one must judiciously cherry-pick one&#039;s quotes and statistics. Next, strip them of all context. Finally, creatively recombine them into ways that suit one&#039;s preferred narrative.&quot;
-- From Chapter 1 of <i>Angry Conservatism For (Even Bigger) Dummies</i>
<u>Eliminating Poverty and Unemployment -- A Five Step Plan:</u> a) <b>P</b>unish black women for having sex. b) <b>A</b>rrest, convict and incarcerate all black males who are between the ages of 12 and 45. Deport any person who looks &quot;foreign&quot; or &quot;illegal,&quot; or is &quot;funny-sounding&quot; or who appears to be &quot;Muslim.&quot; c) <b>L</b>egalize discrimination of LGBTQwxyz people. d) <b>E</b>liminate all taxes on the wealthiest 0.01%. e) <b>R</b>epeal Obamacare.
It&#039;s the <b>PALER America</b> program.
All five steps work seamlessly with each other. No partial implementations, no half-measures. In order to be effective, all components of this plan must be carried out together.
Remember, we can fix this country. All we have to do is make it PALER. Let your government know that you demand a <b>PALER America.</b>
TL;DR - The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I see we&#039;re at the &quot;Dig UP, stupid!&quot; phase of the Republican outreach to minorities.
Normally, one would expect to have to listen to Rush Limpballs in order to hear such loathing and scapegoating, such nonsensical solutions to serious problems.
Her logic totally is why I will never ever vote for a conservative candidate. It just hurts them and makes them dependent on the voters, AND it forces them to go against their deeply held beliefs when they become financially reliant on Government money.
To follow it to such a &quot;logical conclusion&quot; as she does, we should probably block all conservatives from running for election in the first place.
YOU&#039;RE WELCOME, CONSERVATIVES
&quot;Black men get jail time when they impregnate someone White&quot; -- Anti-miscegenation laws of the not-all-that-long-ago past
&quot;Black men get jail time when they impregnate someone&quot; -- some stupid conservative black woman only a moment or two ago
So... &quot;progress,&quot; because ... black woman?