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Because they are still totally butt hurt over the anti-mask laws that forced them to change the KKK uniform.

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For the last 30 years at least they have very obviously not wanted to.

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Do you have a sewing machine? https://www.craftpassion.com/face-mask-sewing-pattern/Or an Old T-shirt and a pair of scissors? https://masks4all.co/or just way too much time on your crafty hands?https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Whew! Didn't see spats in my future!

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they could try bringing june cleaver with them to translate for them

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HEY! That's not rain!

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I am currently getting flamed by WIPIPO downstate for pointing out the Pritzger is just following God King Trump's guidelines for "safely" reopening the state. It is sad how much pleasure my new hobby gives me.

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(It's not sad. I am gleeful.)

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Yay, Manager!

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Best user name of the day.

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Etsy. Try Etsy and support a small business owner. I started ordering masks online in February and NOTHING CAME THROUGH UNTIL MY ETSY ORDER LAST WEEK ARRIVEDTHIS WEEK! There are people making them locally everywhere - check NextDoor.com . Keep asking, ordering trying until you get some.

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No. Just no. Keep the mouth and nose covered when out in public. I've had to admonish riders on the bus and train that the rules apply to them, too.

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My daughters and I have been using bandannas that I learned to fold into a mask- google for no-sew masks. When I get to work I get a disposable face mask. A coworker's daughter makes reusable cloth masks and I ordered some today because I can't sew either.

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Ok fair enough if black people need to tip their masks then white people should be required to be strip searched to make sure they're not carrying a Freedom Stick. Is that a deal?

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Don't touch your mask. Don't touch your face. Don't listen to racist dipshits.

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