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I can always tell when my mom has been listening to Limbaugh as she has started accusing them of having Xbox 360's and iPods now, even though she has no idea what either one of those things are.

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Yo ... what's with the new avatar?

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He's yeller.

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Mango?

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Good, except every time they have a riot, they do it in their own neighborhoods. What, you can't drive over to the ritzier part of town and riot THERE?

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Then there's those poor bastards who are Muslin AND Black.

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Yeah, except now there's no welfare either.

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The worse racism is to notice these racial disparities. In a truly colorblind society, we could discriminate without anybody noticing.

As a start, at least, I'm sure the House will soon pass legislation to stop collecting statistics like this.

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Here's a shocking development: Pew Research reports <a href="http:\/\/pewresearch.org\/pubs\/2067\/2012-electorate-partisan-affiliations-gop-gains-white-voters" target="_blank">GOP Makes Big Gains Among White Voters</a>

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"now, to find some who is willing to lay me"

Are you looking for a chicken?

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Anita Bryant?

Oompah Palin?

Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh?

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Don't forget buying something with food stamps and using the 99 cents in change to buy bottles of vodka.

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The cast of Jersey Shore?

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Lots of reasons to hate whitey today.

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