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Every time I see evidence that that visit happened, I test myself for 'shroom usage, because there's no other evidence for it happening.

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I've thought that myself over the last week. I can see Chuck D sitting at home saying 'these crackers are tripping over Common? Motherfucking Common? That's my hate, I earned that shit fair and square'

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That would surely leave them Sittin' Sidewayz, boyz in a daze.

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Sir, I am suggesting that for our new Georgia license plates, it goes right with the new In God We Trust default plates.

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Purple only, nigga! Grape, what the fuck is grape? I said purple muthafucka!

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Better not forget Delonte, or he'll bone your moms (allegedly) while carrying 4 guns, Terminator style.

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For The Win, Fuck The world!

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Really?

No Way !!!

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You didn't see "Date Night?"

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<blockquote>Why can't I use it if he can? No Fair!!!</blockquote>

I always love this Conservatard argument. They aren't fighting for equality of <i>races</i>, they are fighting for equality of <i>racial slurs.</i>

Gosh, poor oppressed Conservaturd! Your rights (to be a bald-faced bigot) are severely curtailed by the horrible forces of decency and respect! How do you <i>even survive</i> under such oppression!? All that socially unacceptable vileness inside you, being prevented from spewing all over is <i>exactly</i> like being forced to the back of the bus.

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Isn't it wonderful, all the diverse opportunities available to today's modern anachronistic shitracists?

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Everyone knows, these are just simple surveyors' white hoods!

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Same here...I'm the whitest guy on the continent and I'm starting to hate whitey too.

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Who dat? Johnny Cash?

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Wayne LaPierre sent out a fundraising letter for the National Rifle Association calling Federal agents "jackbooted thugs." G. Gordon Liddy said you should shoot Federal agents in the head because they wear bullet proof vests.

Johnny Cash (there's a rapper name!) sang that he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. He also sang that he took a shot of cocaine and shot his woman down.

Merle Haggard sang about turning twenty-one in prison, doing life wiithout parole.

Haggard and Cash sang about leaving a redneck dieing in the dirt because he told them to go back to the cotton patch.

Johnny Paycheck (who stabbed a man in real life) was the only Hell his momma ever raised.

But whitey is down with them because?

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On the next Mythbusters!

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