Black Tie and Boots and Punk'd!
A Craigslist poster comes clean, admitting that he advertised looking for a companion to the Black Tie and Boots Ball when really he had no tickets, he was simply a Democrat interested in some "stupid Repub sorority poster-whore" poontang. Guess Ann Coulter was already busy. In any case, we're sorry it's come to this. Making promises you don't intend to keep, screwing people over, taking advantage of someone's boundless optimism. . . it's like Social Security reform, only he admits it.
Rave - Hotties wanting to go to Inaugural Ball are EASY [Craigslist]