Blago's Book Sure To Be Bestseller

 There is onlyoneway we're buying Rod Blagojevich's sure-to-be-shitty "inside story"about how he's an "incompetent crook" and "washed-up circus clown" -- and that's if Chicago's Lauri Apple actually provides the cover art. And the "book" is not actually written by Rod Blagojevich, and is also not about him at all. The back cover needs to be the famous"I CAN PARACHUTE ME THERE" illustration, the end. [Chicagoist / TrendPiece ]