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Me too. And I really am a hedonist.

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I always loved Fat Freddy's cat. And Commander Roach and his Roach Reich.

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Yes and damn hard work, I bet. It wouldn't be the attractive men that would have to pay for sex.

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They knew. They ignored it

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Won't seek another term? Real shame, that, since he had potential Republican leadership role written all over him.

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I know. It's like Susan Collins (whom I kind of resemble) is not a glamorous beauty, but that doesn't mean "disgusting" or worthy of contempt. It's the inside nastiness breaking through for Farenthold. I mean, people make fun of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, but I only think she's creepy because she's nasty in spirit. Her looks are perfectly normal, even with the fashion choices and unusual eyes.

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According to WaPo, he's dropped out of the 2018 race. I'd link the article, but my browser/Disqus/whatever is not allowing me to paste to my not comment

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His true crime is being the ugliest mother fucker I've laid eyes on. Please stop posting his picture, I've got food to digest.

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They must be Joe Camel's cousins.

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He's been working that routine for like ever

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Yep, she was my rep when we first bought our house in the catskills

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He has decided to become the new Ron Jeremy. Or is he already?

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From Congressman Farenthold's Skype statement to his constituents:

"I was investigated by the office of congressional ethics, and they found 6-0, there wasn't enough effort ."

So Farenthold was acquitted because he half-assed his harassment?

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I suspect he'll come up well short in the one place it counts... but bet he got the hairy back right!

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That's how I read that, too.

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