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And more comfortable underpants.

I think there are some gnomes who can help them out with that…

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Video is everywhere these days, and it used to be nearly irrefutable evidence. But this is 2022, and only the leftist msm and people who hate conservatives accept video “evidence.” I’m guessing the charges against Jackson are quietly dismissed, since he was the victim, but it won’t matter. Masters got his wingnut hero moment, lied with impunity, and wouldn’t accept the truth if you gently inserted into his fascist rectum.

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And I'm guessing that no one will be charged with assaulting Jackson. Masters is, at a minimum, a shoe in for the GOP nomination now, if he wasn't before this.

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Again, with the cognitive dissonance. 1/6 was just a peaceful gathering of patriotic Americans expressing their sincerely held belief that the election was stolen, everyone can see that. But that was an FBI/antifa false flag exercise to make Republicans look like extremely violent lunatics hell bent on violently over throwing an election.

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I think The Hooters are not around anymore - they were a TERRIBLE band.

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I knew which picture that was gonna be before I even clicked on it. 😂

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I remember that too. We were staying at a cottage that had a deer head on the wall. But it also had the deer‘s forelegs, just a short section also attached to the wall with the lamps sprouting out of the top. And now whenever I think of the Eagleton fiasco I think of that horrifying deer thing. And now hopefully you will too!😄 It looked like the deer was jumping through the wall. But with arm lamps.

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Very cool. On the other hand oh my god that election was depressing. That was the first one I paid attention to when I was 10.

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He must’ve been the worst asshole among them.

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Well that’s very unpleasant. Stay indoors. Good time to take up knitting and/or get a new streaming service! Or just the free trial.

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Useful quote. But Barry Goldwater doesn’t really strike me as a big compromise guy.

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Look around you. They are.

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I think I only ever watched one of those before. Too jump cutty for me. But that one really wasn’t very good.

Somebody needs to make a reel of clips of Tucker Carlson doing that weird giggle thing he does. I’d watch that. 😂

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Good thing you got out. With climate change these places that are unbearably hot for X number of days in the summer are going to be like that all the time. San Jose, CA will be a nightmare. That’s just my personal hottest place I’ve ever been.

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My first thought, sounds like somebody Brenda Starr from the comic strips would’ve dated. That dreamy Blake Masters!

It’s also a more posh and Waspy version of Homer Simpson’s Max Power.

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Yes, because after civilization falls apart and you’re living in an upside down bathtub in a woods the only book you’ll have will be The Stand. The laws of irony demanded!

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