'Blam!'

HA HA, god bless the Boston Phoenix for posting these snippets from the book-on-tape version ofDreams From My Father, in which Barack Obama impersonates the voice of his vulgar friend, "Ray." Our favorite is "You ain't my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!" The clearest proof so far that he is a muslin. [Boston Phoenix via Alex Balk ]