Blame It On Nader

Al Gore invented the Internet once; now he's doing it again! Only this time, he's inventing the Internet on television. Old news, you say? True enough. In fact, when Gore first announced his cable news network for young 'uns, we think we were still in the demo. Today, however, the new network gets a new name. It's gonna be calledCurrent, which is the boring, clunky way to sayNow!(Nice one, Al!) And it's gonna be just like the Internet. User-created content. Super-short content. Stuff about music, videogames...wait a second, we're halfway through the press release, and we haven't seen any mention of porn. Al Gore has re-invented the Internet, on TV, minus the porn? Why?— GREG BEATO

 Al Gore and Joel Hyatt Unveil Current [PR Newswire]