Bless his heart. Y'all know what "bless your heart" means, right? If you are not familiar with the South, or if you think you know what it means, but you are unaware of how you are wrong, let yr Wonkette, a southerner, sexplain it to you. "Bless your heart!" is an expression of something anywhere along the line between bemused pity and abject disdain. It can mean literally anything from, "Lord, how DO you tie your shoes in the morning?" to "I'm of half a mind to plant MY shoe inside your ass, how would you like that, you filthy piece of knock-off trash?" Both are valid feelings, and well within the bounds of "Bless your heart!" We don't know where the expression came from, but we're going to guess it's based on how our lord Jesus was always blessing people, regardless of whether He was healing them or fucking their shit up at the time.
Oh, girl. "Nice" is the kiss of death in the south. "Well, she seems perfectly nice" means she puts dark meat in her chicken salad and is trash pure and simple.
If I am feeling all euphemistic, I'll translate that expression into (spoken with all the false sincerity of a southern belle): "isn't that nice?"
when they sober up they'll hear their leader wants to take away their health care and meals on wheels for merikkka
"Well, isn't that nice?" also too.
It's a shame Leni Riefenstahl is not available for the current administration.
Oh, girl. "Nice" is the kiss of death in the south. "Well, she seems perfectly nice" means she puts dark meat in her chicken salad and is trash pure and simple.
Hahaha. Like Molly Ivins used to refer to Ross Perot as "our pointy headed billionaire."
The horror!
Yahtzee!
Yeah. That "home of the brave" line is in need of redacting at this point.
And Holy Moses on a Matzo, why do they cry and gnash their teeth over a goddamned participation trophy?
That, too. Yes.
Oooohhh, yes!
That explains a lot.
Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha. https://youtu.be/6inQmf96SYQ
They do not want a functional government that's the whole idea.
facts. how do they work?