Blind Item: Televerserary

We're so excited to have a piece of gossip that's not completely vulgar (at least not in the usual way), we're gonna pretend we're Page Six: Which uninterruptible cranky cable news host recently befuddled power players around town by asking them to tape congratulations for his show's not-ending-in-a-zero-or-five anniversary?

In related news: "Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer" plans black-tie extravaganza to celebrate still being on the air.