Blog Report Report: Giants Among Men
Wonkette operatives "Joe Klein" and "Eason Jordan" again convene in a specially sealed chamber to gaze in wonder at the 20-second train wreck that is CNN's "Blog Report."
(4: 20:23)Wonkette: nice segue!
(4: 20:26)"Eason Jordan": they're so fashionable.
(4: 20:30)"Eason Jordan": split in the Republican party
(4: 20:34)"Eason Jordan": that will last till IP tomorrow!
(4: 20:44)"Joe Klein": ha
(4: 20:57)"Joe Klein": apparently abbi is like 5'11"
(4: 21:17)Wonkette: is that way they do shaky cam?
(4: 21:37)"Eason Jordan": is abbi that tall? I've met her, don't think she is.
(4: 21:43)"Eason Jordan": but she can throw an anvil through a moving tire swing with her left hand
(4: 21:54)"Joe Klein": anyone who can highlight like that MUST be strong
Full report report after the jump.
Blog Report [TVEyes]
(4: 20:23)Wonkette: nice segue!
(4: 20:26)"Eason Jordan": they're so fashionable.
(4: 20:30)"Eason Jordan": split in the Republican party
(4: 20:34)"Eason Jordan": that will last till IP tomorrow!
(4: 20:44)"Joe Klein": ha
(4: 20:57)"Joe Klein": apparently abbi is like 5'11"
(4: 21:17)Wonkette: is that way they do shaky cam?
(4: 21:37)"Eason Jordan": is abbi that tall? I've met her, don't think she is.
(4: 21:43)"Eason Jordan": but she can throw an anvil through a moving tire swing with her left hand
(4: 21:54)"Joe Klein": anyone who can highlight like that MUST be strong
(4: 21:55)"Eason Jordan": and walk a camel backwards while singing popular moody ballads.
(4: 22:02)Wonkette: she has skills
(4: 22:23)"Eason Jordan": when cnn promotes itself it means they haven't been able to sell the ad time.
(4: 22:33)"Eason Jordan": so sad: we created the blog report to bring in the advertisers
(4: 22:37)"Eason Jordan": the kids will watch!
(4: 22:52)"Joe Klein": okay yesterday's blog report was very professional and smooth... and also extremely boring
(4: 23:20)"Joe Klein": so we want the train wreck of old back
(4: 23:22)Wonkette: yes. more to the audience that actually watches CNN in the day time.
(4: 23:38)Wonkette: also young people more likely to watch train wreck
(4: 23:44)"Eason Jordan": I believe they are considering bringing in flamable screens.
(4: 23:46)"Joe Klein": except... it was so bad before that we started doing the blog report report
(4: 23:51)"Joe Klein": i don't think CNN can win this one
(4: 24:08)Wonkette: remove blog report's feeding tube
(4: 24:10)"Eason Jordan": i wish they would do blog report about Susie's cats
(4: 24:25)"Joe Klein": i wonder who would sue to stop starving blog report to death
(4: 24:27)"Eason Jordan": or how Melissa is totally pissed at Bobby because of what he said.
(4: 24:43)Wonkette: schiavo issues is "so complicated"
(4: 24:55)Wonkette: i never would have guessed that IF THE BLOGS HADN"T TOLD ME
(4: 24:56)"Eason Jordan": I want to click
(4: 24:58)"Eason Jordan": oh wait I cant
(4: 25:20)Wonkette: what she wearing?
(4: 25:26)"Joe Klein": abbi, look at the camera
(4: 25:27)"Eason Jordan": superhero suit
(4: 25:28)Wonkette: that neckline? what is that?
(4: 25:36)Wonkette: like the half-ascot?
(4: 25:45)"Joe Klein": where is the cameraman?
(4: 25:54)"Eason Jordan": I love his hand
(4: 25:59)"Eason Jordan": is that Palmolive?
(4: 26:04)"Joe Klein": corndog?
(4: 26:13)Wonkette: that's his name?
(4: 26:17)"Eason Jordan": everyone is loving.
(4: 26:21)"Joe Klein": wow that's a profound take
(4: 26:24)"Joe Klein": a must read
(4: 26:26)"Joe Klein": if you have the time
(4: 26:33)"Joe Klein": i'm afraid i won't have the time, thanks though corndog!
(4: 26:49)Wonkette: i might have had the time except i was watching BLOG REPORT
(4: 26:58)"Eason Jordan": I want a hearty look
(4: 27:07)"Joe Klein": is jackie on ludes today?
(4: 27:14)"Joe Klein": she's not her usually excited self about the blogs
(4: 27:20)"Joe Klein": maybe all this highlighting is starting to crush her soul
(4: 27:31)"Joe Klein": wow even shorter than yesterday
(4: 27:33)Wonkette: yeah
(4: 27:35)"Joe Klein": and worse, too
(4: 27:37)Wonkette: we're winning!
(4: 27:56)"Joe Klein": blog report better work up a living will soon
(4: 28:13)Wonkette: blog report has not conclusively been proven to be living in first place