Blogging the Blogger: Garrett Makes the Big Time

From our sources inside the White House:

Scott McClellan popped back into the veal pen that is the White House work space and was chatting up reporters. Just then, blogger Garrett Graff wondered up. Scott, with a smile, asked: "Are you the mystery man?" Graff nodded, and Scott said: "You wanna' go talk?" They walked off in the direction of Scott's office.

Dude, he's totally gonna tell him about invading Syria and stuff!

 Or they'll have sex. You never know!