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So many questions...

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Too bad I can’t make a bathtub-sized version and just sit in it all weekend...thanks Hooper!

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The rich are like sheep. From time to time they need to be fleeced.

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22.5 years for Chauvin. It’ll have to do.

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In addition to being a mixologist Hooper is a fencer. Never mind the bouncer. The bartender will fuck you up big time. 😉

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Don't forget he has tax evasion charges in the works.

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A tax cheat also?He has more in common with TFG than just being a racist.

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You’ll need a really big paper umbrella 😉

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Chauvin must not become the scapegoat that carries away all the sins. He must be the first of many to be prosecuted. https://twitter.com/RBReich...

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Hello earthlings cats and wonkettiesInternet access is downCept for this smart foneKeyboard too smallWill be back when I get back

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I bit the bullet, and went to breitbart. It's just as you expect.

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Take it steady in the real life now.

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Straight GQP racism, fascism and denial. Did you know fentanyl killed Floyd?

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Looks like a rat snake to me.

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Are the not-too-breitbarbarians all into Q-Moronity these days, or just the straight GOP fascism?

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You're a constant source of inspiration, Matthew! The wind beneath my freaking wings!

Last week you inspired me to pour my Oban into a glass to drink it, just like the freakin' Duke of Edinburgh! It's a little cocktail i like to call "a wee dram of whisky".

But wait, there's more! (order today!)

At the grocers this week I picked up some limes. Here's my plan:

Double old fashioned glassIce cubes (can you believe it!?!?! I feel like a teenager again!)Gin (Bombay, the classic, not the one that tastes like Tanqueray)Squeeze half a lime on top! (lightheaded now!!!)

I believe it's called: "a gimlet"

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