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MichaelRMora's avatar

The GOP is an entire party of Tony Zuccos.

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MichaelRMora's avatar

RonJon wants his corruption straight form the Putin tap.

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RogationDays's avatar

Why, why…we used to have Ann Richards and LBJ….what the hell happened?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

No, that means I do have mixed up with someone else. The guy who ran the Curiosity team is another punk musician, and I blended the two. You're right, Offspring dude is chemistry PhD, stuff to do with micro-RNA-like sequences in HIV. Now let's see if I can conjure up the Curiosity person.

...nope. Can't find this one. Oh well.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Not much of a career as a politician left for him. He's just gotten old, cranky, mean and bitchy. Bless his heart.

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Gary_Seven's avatar

Ask them what Government post he holds?

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

One of many

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Fuck if I know. When hoping for “slightly less terrible” politicians seems like a pipe dream, I’m all out of answers.

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oscar gato's avatar

Blunt looks like he reading his answer from a teleprompter..

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oscar gato's avatar

Butteremails, hunters laptop, and jail fauci are always good to go after.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

They were going to go with Puppies are adorable, but thought they'd be edgy

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Dr. Krieger's Love Child's avatar

A spliff is a 50/50 mix of tobacco and marijuana…

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Zap's avatar

We just called it pot.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Throws down a Ted Cruz, and rakes the pile of chips into my lap.

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Red Richmond's avatar

Slow fuckin' clap.

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mailman27's avatar

The term "blunt" also may refer to Phillies Blunts, which has been a thing for years, and is, in fact, still a thing! To this day.

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