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MichaelRMora's avatar

The GOP is an entire party of Tony Zuccos.

MichaelRMora's avatar

RonJon wants his corruption straight form the Putin tap.

RogationDays's avatar

Why, why…we used to have Ann Richards and LBJ….what the hell happened?

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

No, that means I do have mixed up with someone else. The guy who ran the Curiosity team is another punk musician, and I blended the two. You're right, Offspring dude is chemistry PhD, stuff to do with micro-RNA-like sequences in HIV. Now let's see if I can conjure up the Curiosity person.

...nope. Can't find this one. Oh well.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Not much of a career as a politician left for him. He's just gotten old, cranky, mean and bitchy. Bless his heart.

Gary_Seven's avatar

Ask them what Government post he holds?

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Fuck if I know. When hoping for “slightly less terrible” politicians seems like a pipe dream, I’m all out of answers.

oscar gato's avatar

Blunt looks like he reading his answer from a teleprompter..

oscar gato's avatar

Butteremails, hunters laptop, and jail fauci are always good to go after.

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

They were going to go with Puppies are adorable, but thought they'd be edgy

Dr. Krieger's Love Child's avatar

A spliff is a 50/50 mix of tobacco and marijuana…

Zap's avatar

We just called it pot.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Throws down a Ted Cruz, and rakes the pile of chips into my lap.

mailman27's avatar

The term "blunt" also may refer to Phillies Blunts, which has been a thing for years, and is, in fact, still a thing! To this day.