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The GOP is an entire party of Tony Zuccos.

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RonJon wants his corruption straight form the Putin tap.

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Why, why…we used to have Ann Richards and LBJ….what the hell happened?

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No, that means I do have mixed up with someone else. The guy who ran the Curiosity team is another punk musician, and I blended the two. You're right, Offspring dude is chemistry PhD, stuff to do with micro-RNA-like sequences in HIV. Now let's see if I can conjure up the Curiosity person.

...nope. Can't find this one. Oh well.

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Not much of a career as a politician left for him. He's just gotten old, cranky, mean and bitchy. Bless his heart.

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Ask them what Government post he holds?

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One of many

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Fuck if I know. When hoping for “slightly less terrible” politicians seems like a pipe dream, I’m all out of answers.

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Blunt looks like he reading his answer from a teleprompter..

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Butteremails, hunters laptop, and jail fauci are always good to go after.

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They were going to go with Puppies are adorable, but thought they'd be edgy

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A spliff is a 50/50 mix of tobacco and marijuana…

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We just called it pot.

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Throws down a Ted Cruz, and rakes the pile of chips into my lap.

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Slow fuckin' clap.

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The term "blunt" also may refer to Phillies Blunts, which has been a thing for years, and is, in fact, still a thing! To this day.

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