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bobbert's avatar

If I'm skimming your link correctly, the author's main complaint about GRACE is that they are too willing to believe the (alleged) victims.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I wondered where the Bell Telephone "Reach out and touch someone" line went when they retired it.

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The Quirk's avatar

Not a swallow?

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>I just want to reiterate that we are committed to identifying and reaching out to those individuals.</i>

Translation: GRACE wouldn't hand over names so we fired them.

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Jared James's avatar

Wasn't "objective" enough.

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Jared James's avatar

"We discovered that an answer to our question was forthcoming, and it wasn't the correct answer."

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Jared James's avatar

One has to wonder if that wasn't the point of hiring them in the first place. But that might be imputing motive, and we wouldn't want to do that.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Before all the wonketteers start piling on BJU, has anyone thought to ask what the GRACE investigators were wearing? They were just asking to have their contract terminated.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>Through many dangers, toils and snares I have already come; 'Tis GRACE that brought me safe thus far </i>and then the fuckers at BJU canned them.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Lots of chum in the water now.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You know, <i>uncle</i> and <i>angel</i> probably sound a lot alike in Aramaic, too.

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Jared James's avatar

They thought it was important enough to hire some Godly people to look into the "problem" of "sex" "abuse" at their school, just not important enough to get an answer.

Seems legit.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They might want to talk to Penn State.

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Lot_49's avatar

If there must be a fellatio-oriented institution of higher learning, it seems surprising to find it in the Gamecock State. What does the Islamic Republic of al Abama have to compete with that?

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Fartknocker's avatar

The folks at GRACE apparently have a pretty crappy performance record per this website: <a href="http://pbiscandal.blogspot...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://pbiscandal.blogspot.com/2013/02/grace-dism...">http://pbiscandal.blogspot....

Doc, I like the mascot for BJU.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"I just want to reiterate that we are committed to identifying and reaching out to those individuals."</i>

That's certain to make the victims who spoke anonymously feel good

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