BOB NOVAK'S IN UR JURIEZ, CONVICTIN' UR PEEPS

Eyewitness report sent by a high-ranking Wonkette Operative this morning:

I am at DC Superior Court and Bob Novak is on the same jury pool I am. He just got called into Judge Mott's courtroom (301).

And then, the shocking update:

Novak just got empaneled. I was excused, case is Aggravated Assault & Attempted Robbery. Oh the irony that he is on a jury on the same day that Libby is sentenced.

And oh the justice if it was Novak being tried!

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Earlier: Novak: Ha ha ha ha ha, I Got Off Scot-Free