So much sexciting news in the wacky world of Republican presidential primaries! Ted Cruz is in, Rand Paul is in, and now Bobby Jindal ... well, he's still making up his mind about whether he'd like to one day be the question to aJeopardy!also-ran answer, but at least he's got
These happy relationships between reactionary republicans with fascist goons like Robertson tells us all we need to know about these candidates: they are crypto-fascist Dominionists and as such, they are anti-democratic water carriers for the oligarchy. They use all this religious twaddle to obscure to their co-coreligionists the policies they will support for the uber wealthy will in fact hurt them. But if they can delude the crypto-fascist bible humpers that gay marriage is the greatest threat to mankind then the oligarchs will keep funneling millions into their campaigns.
Yeah, gays are ruining us, certainly not little things like the horrifying drought in the west that certainly isn't caused by human activity. Yeah, we need to worry about your Christian rights.
That jump in food prices? Hey, that's just the engine of democracy, the free market, and your damned lucky you have it. The oligarchs get the free money and you duped Christians get the chaff.
But, please, I'm not endorsing the other side of the Demopublican Party as they are no better in getting the oligarchy power out of our lives.
This is really funny because on the same day US Weekly was reporting that Cafeteria Christian Willie was in Mexico officiating over the wedding of his Bambi killing pal Jason Aldean who happens to be an adulterer and a recent divorcee.
I guess sinnin against the Bible is OK if you do it south of the United States of Jesus border.
These happy relationships between reactionary republicans with fascist goons like Robertson tells us all we need to know about these candidates: they are crypto-fascist Dominionists and as such, they are anti-democratic water carriers for the oligarchy. They use all this religious twaddle to obscure to their co-coreligionists the policies they will support for the uber wealthy will in fact hurt them. But if they can delude the crypto-fascist bible humpers that gay marriage is the greatest threat to mankind then the oligarchs will keep funneling millions into their campaigns.
Yeah, gays are ruining us, certainly not little things like the horrifying drought in the west that certainly isn't caused by human activity. Yeah, we need to worry about your Christian rights.
That jump in food prices? Hey, that's just the engine of democracy, the free market, and your damned lucky you have it. The oligarchs get the free money and you duped Christians get the chaff.
But, please, I'm not endorsing the other side of the Demopublican Party as they are no better in getting the oligarchy power out of our lives.
This is really funny because on the same day US Weekly was reporting that Cafeteria Christian Willie was in Mexico officiating over the wedding of his Bambi killing pal Jason Aldean who happens to be an adulterer and a recent divorcee.
I guess sinnin against the Bible is OK if you do it south of the United States of Jesus border.
How do you know?
Wonkette may need to enlist a group of temp writers to keep up with the mirth!!
"Nope, time for you to Goa. Mumbai to you, sir! I said Mumbai!"
"Not a real horse" libelz!
Why not? If we're in the theater of the absurd, let's see the whole show.
But of course Bobby is BFF with some Duck Dynasty skank. They don't call him Bottom Bobby in the duck blind for nothin' you know.
And, most importantly, less original.
Do romantic farces exist?
Weird! It quacks like a duck, but it fucks like a chicken!
Not white, but not black. It is literally the only appealing thing about him to the Repubican party.
The glasses! They do nothing!
Two baggers.
Probably less likely to be a surprise hit, too.
It's a loose adaptation of Planet of the Apes: The Musical