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Bobby Jindal Is Insane, GOOD GOD, And Will Now Castrate Humans
Vice presidential "hopeful" and Louisiana's Mexican boy-governor, Bobby Jindal, has just signed into law a very special bill, because he is incapable of vetoing anything and also because HE IS NOT OF THIS WORLD. The bill (now law) here is called "the Sex Offender Chemical Castration Bill, SB 144, authorizing the castration of convicted sex offenders." You know, forced castration of human beings, by The State.
SB 144 by Senators Nick Gautreaux, Amedee, Dorsey, Duplessis and Mount provides that on a first conviction of aggravated rape, forcible rape, second degree sexual battery, aggravated incest, molestation of a juvenile when the victim is under the age of 13, or an aggravated crime against nature, the court may sentence the offender to undergo chemical castration. On a second conviction of the above listed crimes, the court is required to sentence the offender to undergo chemical castration.
This bill also provides that a court may instead order a physical castration instead of the chemical castration.
It's funny, because it's unconstitutional. And you know how the liberals like to complain about that business. Don't they know we're at war, with the sex offender terrorists?
Jindal knows, because his "boyish good looks" have surely attracted the wrong sort of Louisiana trash, at soda fountains, for his entire life:
Not only as the Governor of this great state, but as a father of three children, I believe that sexually assaulting a child is one of the very worst crimes and I am glad we have taken such strong measures in Louisiana to put a stop to these monsters’ brutal acts. I want to send the message loud and clear – to the Supreme Court of the United States and beyond – make no mistake about it, if anyone wants to molest children and commit sexual assaults on kids they should not do so here in Louisiana. Here, we will do everything in our power to protect our children and we will not rest until justice is won and we have fully punished those who harm them.
Jindal clearly fucks little boys, all the time, including his own. Right?