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All he has to do is sit down and STFU. See, the chair is already pulled out for ya. No food for you, because you called your party stoopid.

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Brilliant, although I have no idea what a Farmall tractor is, being from Louisiana, I'd vote for it over...uh what's-his-name?

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And to Saturday and Sunday shows that run at gametime.

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Noooo...we don't want him. Y'all can keep him!

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Nailed it. Looks LOUD.

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That's the truth. We voted Saturday and the Dem candidate got 40% of the vote in Red Louisiana. Diaper Dave tried to tie the Dem candidate to POTUS, so the Dem candidate tied Diaper Dave to...drumroll! Jindal. Runoff in November in the swampland that is Louisiana. Booyah!

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Geaux, Bobby! Away that is.

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Good luck. 40% sounds like a good start.

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Yes, just rechecked my Geaux Vote app. Diaper Dave is sitting at 23% compared to Bel Edwards's 40% statewide. Going into runoff in November, Louisianians have had our fill of President of Iowa Jindal.

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My stage goes to 11

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Farm all libelz

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The candidates backstage before the debate.

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The Group George W. bench.

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Hey, those old Farmalls were pretty good tractors, and I'm guessing they'd poll waaaay better than a lot of politicians in Iowa

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Piyush off, Jindal!

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"A wingnut for election season, a Farmall for life!"

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