Bobby Jindal Suggests Everyone Stop Spending Money On Preventing Natural Disasters. He Seriously Does This Thing.

• In a statement that's positive never to come back and haunt him, child ironist Bobby Jindal said he doesn't think the government should be spending so much money monitoring possible natural disasters. [ Top of the Ticket ]

• Virginia Democrats will win the governorship by choosing to run against Sarah Palin. [ CNN Political Ticker ]

• This endless Minnesota to-do with Norm Macdonald and Lorne Michaels is disheartening to the local young lizard people, who are now doubting their own place within democracy. Sad times! [ The Caucus ]

• The Red Cross' report on all of America's famous recent torture has leaked. [ Daily Dish ]

• Throwy Journalist, he who tossed of loaferfull of misguided vigilantism at Bush, will be released from jail in just one year now, instead of three. [ Gawker ]