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I know, right? I haz a so very sad ...

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This dignity-swirling toilet you speak of. Exactly how deep is it? Will we every be fully flushed?

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Misinformation from a leader of the Grand Old Party. The toilet must be plugged up.

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All those years of doing nothing has really paid off!

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The sad thing is that that sentence could have been much longer.

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Oh gawd damn I cant believe you went there!!!Now if it dont pass they will blame the superbowl cancellation on Obamacare making people eat healthier by not gorging on junk food at superbowl time or Moochelle over-reach once again

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Boehner can now claim his whiskey is for medicinal purposes. Need to soothe a sliced ego.

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Everett Dirksen was kinda boneheadedly conservative, but man, what a voice! I would buy any audiobook he recorded. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6fnQ5no0o">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I'm so sold I remember a time when you didn't even have to <i>ask</i> whether the Steelers would be in the Super Bowl.

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Oh, mah, mah. Where is mah fainting couch?

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Indignity!

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<i> the tweets who misread Schumer’s “In July. 93-4” as Schumer saying the bill had been passed in July of 1993, long before Boehner was Speaker of the House.</i> That was my impression at first, but a millisecond later I thought "Oh, that can't be right, it must be the vote". Are there people who can't wait a millisecond to pounce on what seemed to be a mistake, or are there people that have trouble with the "thought" part?

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yes.

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Yep.

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Along with Chuck Percy, Lincoln Chaffee, Nelson Rockefeller, aw hell, everyone short of Nixon.

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Not to mention today's NFL.

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