Sometimes you just need to get out the ol' rainbow-puking gnome, and today is one of those days, because today, Tuesday, December Second, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Fourteen, we learned that an 18-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting by Boise Police late last night, and her name, we shit you not, is
The sidebar to the Boise Weekly article carries a link to this story: <a href="http:\/\/www.boiseweekly.com\/CityDesk\/archives\/2014\/11\/15\/the-bizarre-tale-of-don-gillispie-a-10b-nuclear-plant-a-pretty-blonde-and-a-dog" target="_blank">The Bizarre Tale of Don Gillispie: A $10B Nuclear Plant, a Pretty Blonde and a Dog Named Bosco </a> Which cannot not be clicked on, because Bosco, and which leads, eventually, to <a href="http:\/\/mugshots.com\/Current-Events\/JENNIFER-RANSOM.84554437.html" target="_blank">another above-average mugshot</a>.
(Yes, I have too much time on my hands tonight. What of it?)
It&#039;s one thing to have dumb parents, like the girl, but the boy&#039;s parents are dumb Wagnerian opera fans who can&#039;t spell. Nothing worse than that.
You&#039;re all laughIng now just because Amanda Miranda Panda has a silly name. But remember, she&#039;s going up the river, to the Pen, the Big House, the Hole. When she gets there she&#039;s going to meet some tough women. She&#039;s going to turn hard. Maybe they all form a gang and go on a nationwide crime spree.
How funny is it going to be when Amanda Panda and Suzi Paluzzi hold up a Piggley Wiggley in Sweet Lips Tennesee? Are you going to be laughing when she and Joy Malloy McCoy shakedown a Big Boy in Coy? I think not! Just remember this when Amanda Miranda Panda and Mary Mack Kovac and the rest of their pack rob a Nordstroms Off-the-Rack in Hackensack.
And her favorite kitchen appliances...
&quot;Bubba and the Panda.&quot; Straight to video, but I hear the motel scene is hawt.
I&#039;m not sure she&#039;s worth a life of crime, but I&#039;d definitely commit a misdemeanor or two with her.
Tristen <i>Bubba</i> Parsons
Sheesh. The software is AdBlock Plus. I find it hard to believe that people live without it. And do what Lot-49 says, as penitence.
The sidebar to the Boise Weekly article carries a link to this story: <a href="http:\/\/www.boiseweekly.com\/CityDesk\/archives\/2014\/11\/15\/the-bizarre-tale-of-don-gillispie-a-10b-nuclear-plant-a-pretty-blonde-and-a-dog" target="_blank">The Bizarre Tale of Don Gillispie: A $10B Nuclear Plant, a Pretty Blonde and a Dog Named Bosco </a> Which cannot not be clicked on, because Bosco, and which leads, eventually, to <a href="http:\/\/mugshots.com\/Current-Events\/JENNIFER-RANSOM.84554437.html" target="_blank">another above-average mugshot</a>.
(Yes, I have too much time on my hands tonight. What of it?)
It&#039;s one thing to have dumb parents, like the girl, but the boy&#039;s parents are dumb Wagnerian opera fans who can&#039;t spell. Nothing worse than that.
Gotta love the small-town way of life ...
Forsooth.
I do not like it Sam-I-Am
I do not like it when I&#039;m jailed I do not like it when I&#039;m nailed
I do not like it in the shower I do not like it every hour
I do not like it in my bunk I do not like my cellmate&#039;s junk
Nope, I got it to work for me today. You have to do a special clicky on the stupid pop-up, though, to set it up.
Still more proof that rape jokes can absolutely be funny. Prison rape is always funny, and it&#039;s definitely still rape.
Or the most awesome people on the planet.
if they hadn&#039;t, there would have been pandamonium in the court
You&#039;re all laughIng now just because Amanda Miranda Panda has a silly name. But remember, she&#039;s going up the river, to the Pen, the Big House, the Hole. When she gets there she&#039;s going to meet some tough women. She&#039;s going to turn hard. Maybe they all form a gang and go on a nationwide crime spree.
How funny is it going to be when Amanda Panda and Suzi Paluzzi hold up a Piggley Wiggley in Sweet Lips Tennesee? Are you going to be laughing when she and Joy Malloy McCoy shakedown a Big Boy in Coy? I think not! Just remember this when Amanda Miranda Panda and Mary Mack Kovac and the rest of their pack rob a Nordstroms Off-the-Rack in Hackensack.
We&#039;ll see who&#039;s laughing then.
She should have heavy, dark makeup around the eyes.