Boise, Eugene, Sacramento, Sonoma And Cali Coast: Clean Up, Company's Coming!

 
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Some updates for our beloved Terrible Ones who are waiting on pins and needles to welcome the Wonkebago carrying their overlord, the UNIMPEACHABLE Donna Rose: Here is the first batch of Wonkette 2017 Beach Bum World Tour stops!

Boise!We will see youTues., Oct. 17, 6-9 p.m.,at Quinn's Lounge and restaurant, 1005 South Vista, Boise.

Eugene, Oregon! CHANGE OF VENUE!Rain's expected, so we will buy you pizzas at WHIRLED PIES 199 W. Eighth Ave.,Thurs., Oct. 19,let us call it 5-8 p.m.!

Sacramento! Sat., Oct. 21, 4-9 p.m.at East Portal Park! Your comrade Laura got us an alcohol permit! Let's use it!

AndSonoma, my loves, we are on for Sunday, Oct. 22, pot luck, 3 to 6 p.m., at the town plaza. In case of rain, we'll meet up at Mary's Pizza, which is just right there. I will bring you IMPEACH hats and kisses.

The Wonkebago will be inAvila Beach, Oct. 23,5 to 7, at the Woodyard pullout, OUR FAVORITE YAY!

Santa Barbara, Oct. 24,5-7 p.m. at Leadbetter Beach.

Oct. 26,Orange County, at Moreno's in Orange,from 7 to 9!

Los Angeles, we have decided you will find parking,Oct. 27, at the Red Lion Tavern in Silverlake, where an old man once offered me so much cocaine! Call it 7 to 9 as well, though we bet you could find us there early, NOT DOING COCAINE.

San Diego, Chicano Park,you're upMonday, Oct. 30,potluck from 5 to 8!

AndBig Bear area(actually Sugarloaf), you're up at 5-8 p.m.,Nov. 1,this address self-destructed!

Salt Lake City,coming to yaThurs., Nov. 9!Salt Lake Pizza and Pasta aka Fiddler’s Elbow, 6 p.m. to ???!

Pocatello, we will be in youFri., Nov. 10!Portneuf Valley Brewing, 615 S 1st Ave, 6-8 p.m.

Helena, Montana,how'sSat., Nov. 11sound to all y'all? It sounds mighty fine to us! Lucky bastards, getting a Saturday night. Let's meet up at the Windbag Saloon, say at 5 p.m.!

 MONEY PLEASE.