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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Mick Mulvaney and John Bolton were drowning and you could only save one, which would it be?Tough question. I'd have to think about it overnight.

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The_Wretched's avatar

Distribution tier will always suck up whatever revenue is available. That's the nature of controlling the distribution.

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FuckToleyMcBumShite's avatar

She's a vile stench. Utterly contemptible.

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Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

Can we get a legal definition of the word "Drowning" before i make that decision.

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canis domum's avatar

Tell me about it. I just received a royalty check for movie I made with two major stars. I got a whopping $5.79.

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FuckToleyMcBumShite's avatar

I'd wait for them to pull themselves out of the water by their own bootstraps- apparently that's how those kinda folks do!

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Norbrook's avatar

If I saw them both drowning? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Meccalopolis's avatar

If they were both drowning, I'd have to decide where to go for lunch. Then I'd laugh.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

That Perfect Phone Call sure has a bunch of ass kissers calling their lawyers.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Rye or whole wheat?

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

What a great work environment. Fear and Loathing in the WH.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

I was thinking a bishop's loaf with baby spinach and roast chicken I'm not decided on cheese but definitely pepper relish.

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ms_elusive's avatar

Disney owns a majority of Hulu.

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susan_g's avatar

I'd watch to see which went under first and then would toss an anvil onto whoever was still splashing about.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

We'll get right on that. Get back to you in a week or so, ok?

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calliecallie's avatar

It is crucial to me that I got both those references. My zoomer son has started laughingly saying "ok boomer" to me when I am slow with technology or popular cultural references.

Considering that just two days ago I was outraged by that expression, it's sad how complacent I have become.

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