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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If Mick Mulvaney and John Bolton were drowning and you could only save one, which would it be?Tough question. I'd have to think about it overnight.

The_Wretched's avatar

Distribution tier will always suck up whatever revenue is available. That's the nature of controlling the distribution.

FuckToleyMcBumShite's avatar

She's a vile stench. Utterly contemptible.

Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

Can we get a legal definition of the word "Drowning" before i make that decision.

canis domum's avatar

Tell me about it. I just received a royalty check for movie I made with two major stars. I got a whopping $5.79.

FuckToleyMcBumShite's avatar

I'd wait for them to pull themselves out of the water by their own bootstraps- apparently that's how those kinda folks do!

Meccalopolis's avatar

If they were both drowning, I'd have to decide where to go for lunch. Then I'd laugh.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

That Perfect Phone Call sure has a bunch of ass kissers calling their lawyers.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

What a great work environment. Fear and Loathing in the WH.

Ms.Moon's avatar

I was thinking a bishop's loaf with baby spinach and roast chicken I'm not decided on cheese but definitely pepper relish.

ms_elusive's avatar

Disney owns a majority of Hulu.

susan_g's avatar

I'd watch to see which went under first and then would toss an anvil onto whoever was still splashing about.

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

We'll get right on that. Get back to you in a week or so, ok?

calliecallie's avatar

It is crucial to me that I got both those references. My zoomer son has started laughingly saying "ok boomer" to me when I am slow with technology or popular cultural references.

Considering that just two days ago I was outraged by that expression, it's sad how complacent I have become.