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Had a friend who worked for customs. When they merged he was appalled at the Border Patrol assholes and their crappy attitudes.

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Cut down on the hobo beans and you'll get better.

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Don't tell me, let me guess. YF must stand for Young Fuck. I am relieved to learn that the three year old, who likely has pissed him or herself twice already, is afforded an appeals process. It is possible this three year old has attempted migration to the US for a job as CEO of Chase Bank. Rumor has it that the current one was last seen having a temper tantrum.

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Yeah, she probably spent all of her social security check on that delightful outfit. But at least she's not in Ralph Lauren.

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Working in maquiladoras?

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"No can of Pepsi Lite for you."

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That O'Bama guy got in and look what happened!

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It used to be an American thing.

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LOL - I thought the same thing!

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For doing that to a three-year old, that agent should be demoted and put on fence-building detail. In summer. Under Donald Trump's direct supervision.

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Their hands are so small and nimble!

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firefighter libulz!

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She cant evin spel "illeagles" rite!

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Not to mention the ballerina industry, which has long faced threats from the reds.

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What's the problem here? He just didn't have his nap that day.

I mean the Homeland Security guy of course.

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But she did spell "diseases" correctly, so there's that. She's the Jethro Bodine of her family

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