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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Had a friend who worked for customs. When they merged he was appalled at the Border Patrol assholes and their crappy attitudes.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Cut down on the hobo beans and you'll get better.

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Bill Slider's avatar

Don't tell me, let me guess. YF must stand for Young Fuck. I am relieved to learn that the three year old, who likely has pissed him or herself twice already, is afforded an appeals process. It is possible this three year old has attempted migration to the US for a job as CEO of Chase Bank. Rumor has it that the current one was last seen having a temper tantrum.

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Gristle McThornbody's avatar

Yeah, she probably spent all of her social security check on that delightful outfit. But at least she's not in Ralph Lauren.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Working in maquiladoras?

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"No can of Pepsi Lite for you."

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BadKitty904's avatar

That O'Bama guy got in and look what happened!

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BadKitty904's avatar

It used to be an American thing.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

LOL - I thought the same thing!

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

For doing that to a three-year old, that agent should be demoted and put on fence-building detail. In summer. Under Donald Trump's direct supervision.

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Catstro's avatar

Their hands are so small and nimble!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

firefighter libulz!

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VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

She cant evin spel "illeagles" rite!

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Catstro's avatar

Not to mention the ballerina industry, which has long faced threats from the reds.

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Sharkey's avatar

What's the problem here? He just didn't have his nap that day.

I mean the Homeland Security guy of course.

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ahughes798's avatar

But she did spell "diseases" correctly, so there's that. She's the Jethro Bodine of her family

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