Bored Scandinavian Bamas

*Reliable Source: Now,Jenna Bushis a woman. Because she wrote a book... Swedish and Norwegian embassies hold kayak race. Sweden won. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: Bill ClintonandMarylouise Shrumtalked about trannies at a 1996 state dinner, confusing/offendingDan AckroydandJean Chretien.... Some furniture store is sellingTipper Gore'sprobably pornographic photographs...Jim Vancedreads arrival of 'bamas in Washington. [ Examiner ]

*Page Six: Laura, Jenna, and Barbarawent toGrey Gardenson Broadway. Laura, who incapable of hu-man emotion, hated it. [ NYP ]