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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It is truly hard to believe he once fronted a band, listening to him. Just hearing the snippets that came up during previews and ads made my ears bleed.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Can I just say again how much I love you?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

John Hamm? I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is must-see cinema.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, then, how do you explain those swallows that carried coconuts to the British Isles?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ahem. The Turkish Tourism Bureau would like to have a <a href="http:\/\/www.goturkey.com\/en\/pages\/content\/716\/Agri-Mount-Ararat-Noahs-Ark" target="_blank">word</a> with you.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ummm . . . a fatwa, because it's wrong to "provoke the feelings of believers"? That's literally Orwellian.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i> We</i> don't like it, therefore <i>you</i> can't do it.

Man, that sounds familiar...

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

They stole it from another secret Roman society, for whom it meant <i>this is the place for the bestest ghey buttsechs</i>.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I like the hook. I hope it's not bait and switch.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...there's always the daughters-in-law??!

or are we talking Santorum territory?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Wait, this is a real movie? I thought it was Hollywood jerking the Moral Majority's chain.

Painter of Goats's avatar

My Catholic 3rd grade religion teacher asked us to explain how there could be three persons in one God. I quickly raised my hand and answered "God is a collective noun?".

Even then I was a little smart-ass in training.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>The directors of the film wish to apologize for any impression that the fictional characters and events of this film were in any way taken from the fictional characters and events dreamed up by certain wandering Aramaeans suffering from sunstroke. They were in fact, shamelessly stolen from the Akkadian original which the Aramaeans cribbed. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute... No realli! </i>

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

That's why Jews don't eat Ham, right?