Epic bible-banger Titanic crossover thrill ride Noah hasn't come out yet, but it's already had a hard road. First the Christians grumbled about how they hadn't seen it but knew it would get two thumbs down from Jesus. Now here come some Islamists to top that and
It is truly hard to believe he once fronted a band, listening to him. Just hearing the snippets that came up during previews and ads made my ears bleed.
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My Catholic 3rd grade religion teacher asked us to explain how there could be three persons in one God. I quickly raised my hand and answered &quot;God is a collective noun?&quot;.
<i>The directors of the film wish to apologize for any impression that the fictional characters and events of this film were in any way taken from the fictional characters and events dreamed up by certain wandering Aramaeans suffering from sunstroke. They were in fact, shamelessly stolen from the Akkadian original which the Aramaeans cribbed. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute... No realli! </i>
It is truly hard to believe he once fronted a band, listening to him. Just hearing the snippets that came up during previews and ads made my ears bleed.
Can I just say again how much I love you?
John Hamm? I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is must-see cinema.
Well, then, how do you explain those swallows that carried coconuts to the British Isles?
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The Turtle Moves.
Ummm . . . a fatwa, because it&#039;s wrong to &quot;provoke the feelings of believers&quot;? That&#039;s literally Orwellian.
<i> We</i> don&#039;t like it, therefore <i>you</i> can&#039;t do it.
Man, that sounds familiar...
They stole it from another secret Roman society, for whom it meant <i>this is the place for the bestest ghey buttsechs</i>.
I like the hook. I hope it&#039;s not bait and switch.
...there&#039;s always the daughters-in-law??!
or are we talking Santorum territory?
Wait, this is a real movie? I thought it was Hollywood jerking the Moral Majority&#039;s chain.
My Catholic 3rd grade religion teacher asked us to explain how there could be three persons in one God. I quickly raised my hand and answered &quot;God is a collective noun?&quot;.
Even then I was a little smart-ass in training.
<i>The directors of the film wish to apologize for any impression that the fictional characters and events of this film were in any way taken from the fictional characters and events dreamed up by certain wandering Aramaeans suffering from sunstroke. They were in fact, shamelessly stolen from the Akkadian original which the Aramaeans cribbed. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute... No realli! </i>
Father, Son and Holy Lubricant?
That&#039;s why Jews don&#039;t eat Ham, right?