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Marycat2021's avatar

I read that Muriel Bowser is thrilled with the drop in the number of carjackings. Why wasn't she dealing with these crimes before her city became occupied by the military?

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Hannah's avatar

What the fuck are "rowdy black teenagers". Do better.

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Marycat2021's avatar

They are the teenagers being targeted by the military occupation.

Do better yourself.

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Hannah's avatar

I know that.

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

So the camo fuckers don’t even stand to the right on the metro escalator? God damn tourists with automatic weapons, that’s what they are.

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Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Echoes of HST. If he were still here he'd probably have done it again

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Mark Linimon's avatar

You *do* know the Rs are trying to make ibogaine legal in Texas. Right???

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I am curious. Are people giving the troops shit? Flipping them off, calling them pigs, that sort of thing?

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Georgiaburning's avatar

Any word on how much actual crime in the neighborhoods has increased, as the real police as kept busy acting as tour guides for the occupation garrison? Although it might be hard to get accurate statistics if people are too frightened to report crimes since they don’t know how whoever responds will treat local DC residents.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I ordered garlic on etsy 2 weeks ago and apparently they canceled my order a few days later because they ran out. Fine, so I ordered the same kind of garlic somewhere else. Now I get an email from the seller today saying they sent it anyway and have already dinged my bank account.

I'm so tired of this BS with Etsy.

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RRJKR's avatar

Remember, if you're not "woke" you're asleep

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glenglish's avatar

The antonyms also include (in order of severity): unconscious, comatose, brain dead, deceased and anti-woke.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'd rather have a government that was woke than asleep at the wheel.

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RRJKR's avatar

That woman in the green dress is no doubt a dangerous woke librul. They've got her cornered!!

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Michael's avatar

Great reporting. Thank you

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Stulexington's avatar

So if you want ICE to leave you alone wear a press badge?

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RRJKR's avatar

Throw salt on them see if they melt.

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Stulexington's avatar

That's the real reason the sandwich was a weapon, too much salt content.

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Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

Just imagine the $$$$$$ being wasted on this performative shit.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

I've read 1.1M per day.

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RRJKR's avatar

Doubt it stops at that I'd say multiply by at least 10

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gallbladder's avatar

Money well-wasted.

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RRJKR's avatar

much better than on school lunches

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Menotsure's avatar

Isn't that Sig Sauer handgun the one that has been said to sometimes go off by itself?

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RRJKR's avatar

Voice activated auto trigger can be a bitch!

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Ammosexuals gonna ammosexual. It’s a periodical not a magazine.

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Carstonio's avatar

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2025/08/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-engagement-marriage-conservative-reaction.html

Filipovic blindly accepts the conservative myth that liberals see men are inherently toxic. She knows better than that, since she writes pro-choice articles and rejects the lie that liberals favor totally elective abortion up until and after birth.

The whole notion of positive masculinity wrongly assumes that there are two distinct gendered ways of being a decent human being and good partner. Anyone should be excited about their spouse’s hard work, ambition, and accomplishments. The fact that it’s so unusual and welcome when Travis Kelce does it, just shows how low our society sets the bar for men. Especially when too many men act like putting the toilet seat back down is just as heroic as saving a baby from a burning building.

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phantom_stranger's avatar

The problem is with a view that gender is an essence, and thus comes with immutable properties.

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zuludaddy (seem 'on key?')'s avatar

yr

smoking lamp is lit!

and less than 24 hours 'til yr Hooper nao, also too!

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TerseNurse's avatar

The sad, sad thing about Hooper is that I work Friday evenings, and his post goes up just as I start my shift.

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

If this mess was the three-hour story, the OT better be amazing.

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Random's avatar

Your lips to Crom's ears.

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