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Boy, What A Thrilling/Excruciating Athletics Event On Teevee At The Local Baseball Pub Last Night!
Last night's baseball match went smashingly/terribly—depending on whether you were in a sports bar with mostly blue decorations or mostly red ones. [ Reuters ]
Ahmadinejad implied that Iran would do everyone a favor and would indeed be enriching its uranium elsewhere. [ New York Times ]
There's not enough Tamiflu for all America's children, which means Obama will have no choice but to murder off what's left of all the vaccineless ones. [ Washington Post ]
TheGolden GateBay Bridge will be closed again today while engineers continue to make sure that it's definitely, like 100% not going to randomly collapse. [ CNN ]
Obama spent the morning in Dover, Delaware, honoring fallen troops who were recently killed in Afghanistan. [ AP ]
The incompetence deepens: the FAA did not give the military a heads up so quickly after that commercial airliner and its unresponsive pilots went AWOL last week. [ WSJ ]